Jumping right into it...

Eff off to:

• Heat and humidity. I miss SNOW!!!
• Mosquitos and black flies. They need to become extinct insects. Birds can eat something else.
• Post-concussion headaches.
• BioHo

Friday at last!!

Eff off to:

• Forgetting to set my alarm and oversleeping 
• People who drive 10-15 mph UNDER the speed limit
• Arsehole coworkers who hound you for an answer every other day, KNOWING that if I hound the Answer Person, I can ruin the good working relationship I have with them (only a select few do!)

Friday at last! The weekend cannot start soon enough for me.

Eff off to:

• No not water in the cafeteria (and no coffee for those who drink the cafeteria caca)
• Skid weekend
• Worthless teleconferences where NOTHING is accomplished
• Arseholes who piecemeal their requests. Just do it all at once, damm!t.
• Did I mention it's a skid weekend?

Hope you STalkers have an enjoyable weekend!

It's Friday at last!! Feels like this work week was 13 days longs. UGH!!! Eff off to:

Happy Friday, STalkers. It's that time again! Eff off to:

• arseholes who sit at a green light until you give a short honk (probably on his cell phone) then they constantly change lanes to prevent you from passing, and when a long empty space opens up, they gun it. F*ckwit.
• people who think every bloody call should be on speakerphone
• my lack of willpower when it comes to tasty pizza

Yes, I'm combining Eff Off Friday with Food.

Eff Off to:

• Meetings that are supposed to be 15 minutes, but last over an hour because people keep YAMMERING
• IRS scam phone calls (and all other scam/spam calls!)
• Middle-aged acne (and some beard hairs are ingrown)
• Beard hairs!! (and other "new" hair in previously hairless places)

FOOD