So...this is my first post.  I've been meaning to join for some time now but I came across this song and it gave me the perfect reason to finally join.....I literally sent each sentence of this song to DH via text, line by line lol.  Here's the link to actually hear it:  https://youtu.be/pWatmaK0Wlw    

Here are the lyrics lol:

Siamese Cat By: Edie Brickell (My new hero)

 like your Siamese cat
I like your cowboy hat
But I don't like your daughter

She's just so spoilt and mean
A regular teenage queen
You gave her everything but time

[Chorus]
I'm breaking up
I'm breaking up
I'm breaking up with you

I don't want nothing to do with this
I ain't no glutton for punishment
She got you hoppin' like a frog

(Go bullfrog)

We'll never have a minute of peace
She never gonna leave us be
I didn't sign up for abuse

You let her get away with murder
You say you're so afraid you'll hurt her
Well I can see it's just no use

[Chorus]