It's been a little while since I stopped by to say hey.

Hope all is well. I'm happily residing in single land and not missing one iota of step life. In fact, I read some of the blogs and felt the blood pressure creeping up and hives starting to form. Reinforcing that I made the BEST decision for me as I don't miss dealing with any of this stuff anymore - no offense meant. I remember how hard things were every damn day of step life.

That's not to say that I don't see or hear anything. But when I do, it makes me laugh so hard....

Nimrod is now dating his brother's ex wife and mother of his children. You might be a redneck if you go to family reunions to pick up women. This is his SECOND dating foray with "family". The other was his "step cousin". LORD YALL! Hahahahahahaha. Anyways, he's split the family to hell as his brother no longer speaks to him as Nimrod and the ex have convinced the kids that Step daddy Uncle Nimrod is a better daddy than their own daddy. *cue hysterical laughter here* Not to mention this woman may well be best suited to him as she literally is bi-polar. God knows he wanted me to be bi-polar. I just suffered from "not going to take your shit syndrome". Anyways, love is so grand.

EXSD still paints those eyebrows on pretty darn thick. She's meandering thru life and has decided to play for the other team. Which we called three plus years ago. I saw her and her gf out at a bar. God bless her, she was hiding her face behind her hands. I just wanted to tell her it's all good with me. I don't give a poop. She couldn't ever get or keep a man so this is for the best! Her issue will be with her racist, homophobic father. If he knows, he aint saying a word. But we all know even if she won't acknowledge anything on her social media or in public at all. Another good giggle was had by all.

EXOSS is still in the military. To the shock of us all, he's not been tossed out or whined so much they cut him loose. But let's be honest. I'm sure he never had to cry about his uniform not matching like he did in baseball. It's the Navy for cripe's sake - sailor hats for EVERYONE! I hope he sticks with it. It's the only hope he will ever have to succeed now that he's out of the cesspool of nutso.

EXYSS is into the weird haircuts and skinny pants with elastic around the ankles. I know this has to upset his cowboy boot wearing daddy as his boys "aint gonna look like some queer" - direct quote. I never hear much about this kid, thank God, as my son is a year younger and we have enjoyed not being in the same school. Next year will be a different story.

Nimrod did text me out of nowhere to ask me to "do him a favor". My response was "don't ever contact me again. NO" to which he promptly responded again. I then asked if he couldn't read....don't CONTACT ME AGAIN. He's blocked now. I wouldn't pee on him if he was on fire. I'd unplug his life support to charge my phone. The man is an utter loon.

Just wanted to say hey and see what was shaking around here!