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Submitted by wth was I thinking on Fri, 01/16/2015 - 9:30am

Last month when skids were writing out Christmas cards to BM, one asked the other; "how do you spell BM First Name?"

They couldn't remember, so I asked why they needed to know, weren't they just going to write 'mommy' on the card? I asked, 'you don't call her by her first name, do you?'

Best. Response. Ever.

'We sometimes call her by her name, mommy likes it, she says because then she can pretend we aren't her daughters and it makes her feel younger.'

I was floored. But I didn't react, I just said, 'oh, that's nice...'

WTF??

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Submitted by No saint on Fri, 01/16/2015 - 9:46am

I know a woman who has always asked both her kids to call her by name; she as 20 and 21 years older than them but pretended to be their sister all the time, whenever men were around. Sickening...

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Submitted by Ninji on Fri, 01/16/2015 - 9:52am

My aunt used to babysit me when she was a teenager. I used to call her mom when guys would come around. She would get so pissed. LOL

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Submitted by wth was I thinking on Fri, 01/16/2015 - 9:48am

Yeah. And they said it like they thought it was cute and/or funny, but man, that's one of those things that will fester in your brain well into adulthood. Some other gems the skids have said that I know are just regurgitations from BM;

Beauty is pain.
My thighs are fat (these kids are underweight, I don't know why their doctors don't raise issue with this).
I can't leave the house without my hair done.
29 is the perfect age.

There's others I can't think of right now, but they all follow the same trend.

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Submitted by Aniki-Moderator on Fri, 01/16/2015 - 10:03am

BioMonster had a total hissy fit when someone thought she was Spawn7's GRANDmother (she gave birth to her when she was 30). However, this is what happens when your life is a Rode-Hard-Put-Away-Wet ride at the carnival that's been ridden a gazillion times by half the freaking county.

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Fri, 01/16/2015 - 10:25am

Sounds about right. Typical egotistical PASinator BM.

I know Prince Hygiene was overly concerned about Chef's first name because the BM would refer to Chef by his first name in front of the skids (another PASeriffic tool).

Prince Hygiene (at the time stb 7): "How do you spell (Chef's first name)???"

Me: "D-A-D"

I got glares from Chef but who cares? He could NEVER see the PAS forest for the trees.

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Fri, 01/16/2015 - 10:53am

Ha ha. I'll be celebrating the 26th anniversary of my 29th birthday this year!!

Can't wait for that discounted cup o' joe!