LMAO

Yep, you got it right...like a dog marking territory. Your DH needs to tell her to sit down.

All three of mine EVERY weekend would bolt from the grocery getter (that smelled of urine and soured chocolate milk) leaving their weekend bags and junk for Chef Boyardumb to haul in. I had to tell Chef that HIS KIDS are OLD ENOUGH to bring in their OWN stuff!!

They would race through the house, open the frig, survey the contents to see if their "special kid-friendly junk food" was in there; helping themselves to whatever, then slam the frig door, then walk in every room finally perching on the sofa; monopolizing it and the television. Then pipe up with "I'm BOOOORED" and "Are we going OUT to eat??!!"

Oh my gosh, I am soooo glad I don't have any step-daughters!! sigh, I would freak at the inappropriate clothing! :jawdrop:

My SD8 bounces like Tigger from Winnie the Pooh constantly and talks baby talk, while touching the walls. Then she wallows all over DAAADDDDDYYYYY and starts every sentence with DADDDDDYYYYY even if they are the only two in the room, however she talks so loud it really doesn't matter where you are in the house you can hear that mouth. She jumps on my furniture even though I have repeatedly told her this is not acceptable. It's like training a puppy everytime she comes over, she shits and pisses all over my bathroom too.

Ugh the inappropriate clothes!

SD13 is a large girl. VERY large.

She insists on booty shorts and singlet tops (even now in winter this is what she wears ALL the time) Her butt and belly flopping out all over the shop. I try to ignore.

But. Last weekend they were here she brought a shorty nighty, singlet style that barely covered her butt and va-jay-jay when standing.... and we all know what that means when you sit down.

AND she proceeds to sit cross legged on my sofa all evening with her hand resting on her crotch - undies on thank God for small mercies.

I couldn't just ignore this, gross and so wrong. I pulled OH aside, pointed it out and said "it is SO inappropriate and obviously something her MOTHER should be teaching her, I cannot - we both know what the outcome of that would be so honey, YOU have to tell her, because you do NOT want your teenaged daughter flashing her hooha at everyone!" Thankfully he agreed with me, we will see what she turns up with tomorrow!

And as for sitting in all MY spots! Oh hell yes, she does this too - MY spot on the sofa if I'm not there. MY seat at the dinner table, we went on holidays once to a cabin with fabulous gardens and a stream running through it, all private and set out on an acre. There were three hammocks. I told them all "this one is MINE!" half joking but half not. I am still expected to cook and clean and do your washing on MY holiday the least I get is the dammed hammock whenever the fuck I want it! So of course every damned time I went outside to use it there would be SD lolling back in it. The other two would be empty and there she'd be - in MINE!

I fixed her little red wagon though.... TMI alert... On about the third day the kids were all up at the pool at the main house so we had the place to ourselves - this hammock in particular was in a grove of trees so we could see anyone coming before they could see us (double hammock) So, I gave OH the best BJ of his life in that dammed hammock He made sure she stayed the fuck out of it then!!!!