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Submitted by Stinacard on Fri, 02/07/2014 - 6:55am

What do you call a BM buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand Wink

Happy Friday to all the sm's out there who are about to have a long, messy weekend!!

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Submitted by askYOURdad on Fri, 02/07/2014 - 7:27am

LOL! I have one...

If BM were drowning and you were the only one there to save her and you knew she could only hold her breath for one minute, what kind of sandwich would you make?

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Submitted by askYOURdad on Fri, 02/07/2014 - 9:08am

<3

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Submitted by DarkStar on Fri, 02/07/2014 - 10:19am

Joke time!!!

"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."
"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

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A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother gets up and says to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his justification.

After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied, "Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or the machine?"

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Submitted by Stinacard on Sun, 02/09/2014 - 11:32am

Knock knock.

Whose there?

Stepmom to your children

Stepmom to my children who?

Bitch shut up we pay your mortgage.

Not quite the funniest joke but when BM decided to waltz right into my house yesterday when dropping off SS she totall pissed me off and I'm in full blown BM-hate mode today.