The balls on these people I swear. 

Since my lovely sil has been taking over SD 14's visitation time she fancies herself to be an expert on the care feeding and entertainment of SD14.

SD is thinking about allowing us to see her sometime this summer. Negotiations are still ongoing. DH is in a three-way negotiation with sil and SD to try to get SD for some of his time over the summer. For some reason sil and SD are now a package deal, my DH might as well have a teenage daughter and a grown daughter that he has to cater to. And boy does he have to cater to them, you would think we were hosting Mariah Carey and have to outfit her dressing room with all her ridiculous excessive demands. 

SD is demanding that we take her to the beach, an amusement park, a weekend away at a hotel, she also wants to go to a spa while she's here. She has also asked for soda, Oreos, chocolate chip eggos, taco bell and chili's. 

Sil has also been chiming in separately with demands for herself and for SD. She wants them to go get manicures and pedicures, go to fancy brunch, movies... Sil has also asked for us to provide her with prosecco and orange juice because she "taught SD how to make mimosas." Sil also says that we need to get a inflatable mattress so that the two of them can sleep together in the living room and watch scary movies together.

Thankfully my DH has shut this down and says that he will be planning the two weeks that she's here. As soon as he said that SD has walked it back and said she only wants to come for maybe a week. 

Sil is planning on taking vacation time to come up to our house and have us entertain her and SD. My husband absolutely resents his sister when she starts expecting us to entertain her like this. I think the two weeks of visitation is going to go down to maybe a weekend by the time the negotiations are done!