On a sidenote my real name should have been Sally!

Sooo the Step Kids have been down since Tuesday Night(where I should have been slapped)...SD seems to be in hi spirits post-the suicide? overdose attempt. Originally, we were supposed to only have SD, but SD asks while were down in the city tuesday- if SS can come too. SO has a hard time saying "No"...No is actually a really powerful word and can be very stress relieving...So to NO avail SS is here..
What has gone down in the household:
-toilets flooding
-SS reorganizing the entire bathroom(w/o consent nice gesture but is not functional to my needs in the morning-he did stay away from the pad droor, now that I think of it I should put a pad in every droor next time)
-SS using a broom to poke the attic door where insulation came down(why? i dont know)
-not being able to play rockband/american idol w/o a kid present
-SO thinking his children are musical prodigies ie, Mariah Carey and Travis Barker
-SS having zero manners
When SO is talking about his kids all I hear literally, is "Heresy"...SS is this and SD is that...you almost want to charge him with "heresy".
Just jokeing, I must admit that I do get a laugh when I hear him saying these things...He does over exagerate and i think about how so many other Step Talkers here this daily.

BM has demanded that the kids must call her everynight. So far she has called everynight around 10:30, on tuesday night after we picked them up around 9:00 PM, she calls around 10:30 and I hear SD say" No we havent been inside." Sooo the prying begins...She is also demanding that she pick SS up on Saturday, BM Translation-so she can "see the place"--her reasoning she wants to bring her dog over so her dog can meet with our dog...SO told the kids that she cant because the puppies havent gotten all of their shots yet..She also wanted SOs recipie for Brownies-How about we all put our keys in a bowl and swap partners?
SS will most likely fail gr.8, he failed gr.7, BM is fine with her kids missing school.
So far it hasnt been a horrible experience but I hope these kids get their shit together in terms of school. I do not want to be supporting an Adult Child!