F* B* lazy and cheap as f* but wants to take the credit

Beaver the LAZIEST and cheapest person on the face of this earth. SD wanted to try out for cheerleading. DH paid for the open gym time at the local cheer studio for the last 3 weeks, got SD's althetic physical so she could try out, DD and I drop off/picked up SD from the cheer clinic on Wednesday and Thurdsay. DD and I made the cheer bow for SD to wear to tryouts today. We had to look up how to make a damn cheer bow and go buy all the stuff to make one. (DD was/is a band geek no bows required) DD and I made sure SD had the white shirt and black short for try-outs DH dropped off SD to try-out and DD and I picked her up.

WHERE WAS BEAVER...NO WHERE TO BE FOUND...DID BEAVER PAY FOR ANYTHING..OH F* NO...DID BEAVER DO ANY DRIVING....F' NO OF COURSE NOT.

But today at 4 SD gets the results of the tryouts today..Guess who is throwing a fit and saying ...SHE HAS TO BE THE ONE TO TAKE SD....SHE IS THE MOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHER.. That is her BABBBBBYYYYYYY , she gets to take.

DH just told SD, fine but he is coming up there and she can tell him the results while he is there.

B*tch did nothing for this tyout but by god she wants to be there to take credit cause its her BAAABBBBBYYYYY...

I'm going with DH, cause you know seeing DH's whore of 13 years will piss her off.

Where is that f'n Karma bus when you need it...4 years...I have 4 more years...until I can tell this fat beaver what I think of her and her "parenting"

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Don't you just love when they

Don't you just love when they beat their hairy chest and proclaim in their loud rasping beaver wail that they are the MOTHER and they do it ALL!

Meth Mouth never had a thing to do with Spawn and dance, that was all me and DH. Meth Mouth never even showed up to the whole performances, she would slink in reeking of day old cigarette smoke and meth and sit in the back for a few seconds then run outside to do god knows what. But to hear Spawn tell it, Meth Mouth did everything but choreograph the dance routines.

I swear Beaver and Meth Mouth

are one and the same. Beaver used to do the same sh*t when SD was in dance. Hardly ever took her to the classes, didn't pay for them or the recital costumes but sure as sh*t would show to the recital all like..that's my BAAAABBBBYYYY. (puke)

They don't really want to BE

They don't really want to BE good parents - they just want to LOOK LIKE good parents. BM here used to tell the school she "closely monitored SS's internet usage" when in reality, he was up all night gaming before school. It's much easier to pretend to be a good parent than it is to actually be one.

100% accurate! It is all

100% accurate! It is all about the IMAGE they want people to see/believe. Those closest know better!

Another one of my favs. First

Another one of my favs. First day of school picture. She never comes to the house. SO texts her a picture or he has skids text pic.. That morning COVER STORY on the book. Every Christmas I take pics of the skids for SO. I get framed ones for BM too. I started this when her and I were "cool" but still do it for SD not her. Anyways, Christmas morning ever year... COVER STORY! I know I shouldn't check but I do. First year after the falling out (hadn't spoken to her in almost a year at that point) she sent me a fake thank you..emojis and all. I didn't respond. This past year nothing, which I prefer.

yep, all about appearances!

yep, all about appearances! I have BM blocked on fb, and her bf, and anyone else that might try to look at my page for her. I had one text battle with her that ended with her saying something like "cluck cluck, bark, bark" b/c she didn't have an intelligent response and I left it at that and just laughed at her!

Oh good lord!!!

I just hope SD knows who is doing all the work for her and helping her!

Don't even get me started on

Don't even get me started on situations like this... it's pathetic. I will just use this one (out of many) for example.

SD (at the time just turned 9) it was time for her to start wearing a training bra. Skids were still going to BMs every other weekend so BM should have noticed HEY! Time to be a mom and get my kid a bra.

Let it go for a few months then i was like SD it's time for a bra. I couldn't watch her walking around like that anymore. Bought her a few etc. Next time skids went to BM's, guess what...."I AM THE ONE THAT IS SUPPOSE TO BE BUYING YOU THESE THINGS" She said this to SD. Well lady... WHY DIDNT YOU!!???

Ugh, yes, the "I'm skid's

Ugh, yes, the "I'm skid's mother" bit...yeah like we didn't know that! BM used to always use that line "I'm SD's mom, not Simpleton"! No crap lady! I don't want to claim your child. I have my own thanks! Yet, she still expects me to treat SD like my own child if not better. Insecure crazy BMs are so fun!

That cheerleading is a lot of work!

I got tired just reading about all that stuff! YSS was in football back in the day and I thought that was a lot. Altho, all kids' sports are a lot of work and expense for parents. Sounds like its even worse nowadays. Luckily, i didn't have to contend with loser BM, like you. Ours didn't even bother to fake interest in their activities once they lived with us.