If any of you spit coffee at your screen reading that, I'm sorry but there is no other way to describe what she ranted about this morning.

DH and I woke up this morning to 37 text messages from BM on DH's phone. That she "knows" I canceled their kids cell phones and I am not allowed to do that. She tried beating the CO drum. CO reads reasonable access by phone, she has the house phone number and DH's cell number, she has reasonable access. Text messages also proved that the two girls waited until we went to bed last night and called BM. There is a 9pm curfew on ANY phone in the house on a school night. So DH woke both girls up with "your grounded!" He did check the caller ID, the call was placed at 11pm.

DH called BM and woke her up. She was having an absolute fit that I will not drive the kids to school, pick them up, take them to extra-C's or pick them up from there. AND the kids bitched they had no clean laundry because I refused to do it. That I "hate" them! BM spewed this all at him in less than 3 minutes. That it is MY responsibility to pick the kids up and drive them around (No) that the CO requires the kids have cell phones and I better get them hooked back up today (No). That it is my job as DH's wife to do the kids laundry (No)

The following is DH's reply to BM

She married me not them. There is no reason they can't do their own laundry, since I am talking to you on a PHONE, whose number you already have and have had for years you obviously have reasonable access by phone. Listen (insert BM name here), let me remind you SHE IS NOT THIER MOTHER! That has been your saying for years now. DON'T expect her to do motherly things for OUR kids when YOU have programmed them to be ASSHOLES to her!

DH is so getting some tonight! The whole having my back thing just gave me a thrill!