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If your skid was a dog/Rant

StarStuff's picture

Submitted by StarStuff on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:52am

Welp, just realized that I will have SD 5 out of 7 nights this week. SO makes better money on nights and weekends, so I understand the reason behind it but it still pisses me off. I was just sitting in my office at work thinking about how nice it would be to have SO home with me tonight when he calls to tell me that he picked up a shift tonight. So it's just me AGAIN.

SD is a sweet kid, but I'm in one of those moods where I wish she'd just go away and stay away. She can be extremely loud and obnoxious (and usually is), and clumsy. Spills shit all the time. She currently has about three fever blisters and is always up in my face and I swear to God I better not get that shit from her or I will be PISSED. Not to mention my car's in the shop so we won't be able to get out of the frickin house.

My mom just mentioned this gem to me while I was venting on the phone, "SD is kinda like a lab (dog): lovable, but big, clumsy and annoying."

I know I'm kind of rambling, but I'm feeling extremely angry inside and had to get this out.

So, if your skid(s) was a dog, what breed would they be?

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Ommy's picture

Submitted by Ommy on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 11:55am

FSD5 would be a husky - loyal, sweet kind, and playful.

FSD3 would be a Chihuahua - annoying, loud, high maintenance, likes to bite.

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Submitted by j-dog on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 12:02pm

SD is totally a miniature poodle. Small, curly, can't groom herself, but looks horrible if left ungroomed, doesn't want to work, picky eater, iffy temperament at best, and a dog it's best not to turn one's back upon...

ThatGirl's picture

Submitted by ThatGirl on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 1:49pm

But I love dogs, even sdog... who's dumb as a door nail, dirty, stinky, insanely loud, has horrible gas, and pees on my floor. He loves me, too.

SS14? No love there, but pretty much like the dog. I guess he's a Weimaraner. No, wait, the Weimaraner's cute.

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Submitted by daysleeper on Mon, 12/05/2011 - 2:00pm

First off, sorry that your skid's got you frazzled. I know exactly how you feel. If mine were a dog, she'd definitely be a chihuahua: Loud, attention-seeking, obnoxious, adorable when she's sleeping, a huge wuss, and has the ability to blind her 'owner' to anything she does wrong (like my mom's chihuahua!).