Apparently the latter thinks the former does not apply to her.

Allow me to explain. I think I am finally calm enough to be able to explain what turned me from a sane rational human being into a foul mouthed, ill tempered, bitch on wheels last evening.

Since DD joined my family SO and I have had precious little personal time. Neither of us is keen on the idea of sleep overs when minor children are present and since DD is now always present in the home, personal time together is at a premium. An hour here or there at best and those time are very few and far between.

Yesterday we had the opportunity for 3 glorious uninterrupted hours of 'personal time'. He dropped the fskids off at their BM's at 6pm. DD was at a friends house and I was not due to pick her up until 9pm. Three blissful hours we had... and boy oh boy did we intend to make the best of them!

Apparently while SO was driving the fskids to BM's house he left his phone at home. Shortly after he dropped them in her driveway and left she must have tried to call him. She left no voice mail, his phone will chirp if someone left a message until it is silenced or the message is retrieved. We meet at his house, the clothing hits the floor, cue the late 70's music and personal time begins. Please understand, at no time did his phone (which was sitting on the kitchen counter) chirp.

When it comes to personal time, SO is not the "only in the bedroom" variety of partner. Picture in your mind the following scenario: You and your DH/SO/ Boyfriend in the middle of intimate relations, in the middle of the living room floor, both of you enjoying yourself quite a bit you yourself are within seconds of being "there" when you suddenly hear the sound of a Key in the door, unlocking it and the front door open.

I turn around and look and there stands BM!!!!!!!!!!

Mood kill in 0.00001 seconds. Ladies and gentlemen I came unglued. I said many things that I meant, but likely in a far more undignified (gutter trash/ghetto) way of speaking than what I would normally have in expressing my EXTREME dissatisfaction with her walking in, uninvited. Not just walking in but unlocking the blessed door and letting herself in!!

I don't know who looked more shocked at my outburst, SO or BM.

Dumb bitch actually tried defending her actions. That would be when SO finally got off the floor, snatched his key out of her hand and shoved her out of the apartment re-locking the door, plus the chain lock once the door was closed.

Issue solved? No, she called the cops because SO pushed her out of the apartment. Lots of uniforms and stars a few minutes later. Bright flashing lights. SO and I got dressed. Deal with deputies who end up writing BM a citation for trespassing. She parked her car outside the apartment complex since she could not get through the traffic gate and walked into the complex. One gate only at the front of this complex, his apartment is in the second to last building. Realistically, the stupid twat walked nearly a half a mile to do this!!

Her reason? FSD has a key to her dad's apartment, so after school she can let herself and FSS into the apartment since SO works for about 3 hours after they get out of school. The key is on a clip that she hangs on her book bag. Normally on Fridays when she gets home, she lets herself in and hangs the key on a hook by the front door. This Friday she forgot. She realized once she got to BM's that she still had the key, BM 'tried to call' and since SO did not answer, decided to drive/ walk and deliver the key to him. Why is FSD not allowed to have the key at her moms house you ask?? Because SO was afraid BM would just waltz into his home one day like she owned the place. Hmm, I am thinking he can see the future. With instincts and gut feelings that are that accurate, the man really needs to play the stock market.

So, by the time the deputies leave, it is too late (and we are both too pissed) to resume where we left off. So, it has now been almost 2 weeks since out last brief period of personal time... god only knows when the next opportunity will present itself and I am sure now that her hand was smacked again by SO/ the deputies the BM drama will commence again!

Seriously, any one want this BM? Free to a good home! SO is willing to bet she will file papers in court this week in an effort to not drop the kids off Sunday. What she can attempt to come up with for justification is beyond me, but so far his gut has been right 99% of the time with her.