Haven't seen this guy, I'll call "Elmer" in YEARS! Not since I was attending the skid's phone-it-in sporting events. Seems like everyone that marries into the Girhippo's clan comes down with a case of Stockholm Syndrome. "Elmer," who was Battleaxe's 2nd husband, followed Battleaxe Galactica around for YEARS after getting divorced--they have no children together. Same thing with Battleaxe's 1st husband--Girhippo's biodad--his ex-wife the eevill SM still tries to be friends with the Girhippo clan!

Elmer dropped in out of the blue yesterday chatting up a storm with Chef. Here are some of the lowlights revealed:

1. Elmer, who is almost as wide as he his tall and has been for quite a while and in his late sixties called Chef "chubby." I"m sure Chef was apalled but laughed it off saying "yeah well we all get old."

1. Elmer revealed that OSS18 (Pumpkin Head) got the job making smoothies part time on a food truck ONLY BECAUSE THE OWNER WAS A FAMILY FRIEND! Now I have nothing against networking to find a job but come on!! We are not talking a fortune 500 job. We are talking a FAST FOOD truck with no cooking involved!!! I have had many fast food jobs in my lifetime and NO ONE ever had to get those jobs FOR me!

2. Chef admitted that at the last court hearing for his downward mod, the Girhippo was giving him hate stare with her "BIG BLUE EYES and BIG NOSE" :? He was strangely quiet about the proceedings but used this arena to "tell all."

3. Chef and Elmer were talking about the bossy be-otch culture of the Girhippo's family. Elmer said "yeah it's either their family's way or the highway" and "My family had to ask permission to come over whereas HER family just walked right in."

4. Elmer said "I don't know HOW I stayed married to Battleaxe Galactica for 20 years! Elmer said that Battleaxe told him he'd be a lonely man after they got divorced. Funny! The Girhippo said the SAME THING to Chef upon the breakup. Elmer turned and looked at me and said "you thinking of leaving him (Chef)?" I just chortled out loud. I'm sure that scared Chef shitless!

5. Chef said that the Girhippo clan has "sissified" (not the actual word he used) his two boys. Elmer agreed! LOL!

Elmer stated that he was living with and taking care of his elderly father and dates here and there and that he now has money in his pocket because he's no longer married into the Girhppo clan. He said that Chef and I were welcome over there anytime and left it at that.