Dear skids,

You are right, I have been saying 'no' a lot this week. I know you are upset when you ask why and I always say 'because I am the adult in charge'. So here are a few real reasons:

-because you dropped your brand new $700 phone in the pool after being told to not take it to the pool at all

-because you knelt with your knee on your brothers neck until he pretty much passed out

-because you continue to lie and steal every chance you get. Think I didn't notice you suddenly had $20 and I didn't?

-because you do not come home on time and then give long, elaborate stories about why. I smell a lie...

-because it is NEVER your fault and you always have a long, elaborate story about how you saw someone else do it

-because you call your mother and whine about our house and what we have done or said. Usually with long, elaborate lies, I mean stories

-because you are an asshat to everyone around you most of the time

-because it takes you 7 hours and finally lots of yelling to do anything

-because you whine like a 3 year old and use baby talk

-because you think because you are the baby(10!) you can do and say anything and all will be forgiven

-because you refer to me as 'you know who'

-because you broke a brand new tablet and destroyed your phone all in one day

-because I do not care what BM would do. She is not Jesus!

-because I do not care what BM will say when you tell her

-because you were mean to your friend and now his mother as asked that you please stop pestering him

And you know what? Because I am the freaking adult in charge and I say so!