BM is now all upset that she can't call the kids cell phone, FDH terminated service because BM would power off the phone and not let him talk to the kids or the kids call,...

So BM sends an email DEMANDING to talk to the kids (it had been 48 hours since she saw them last).
But in her email she included the phrase
"You need to provide an alternative phone number for that of which I can call to speak to the kids as well as they can call me with as they wish."

SO FDH responded back:

"I have the phone bill as proof that you have been able to talk to the kids on their phone and I have not. But I agree with you that both of us "need to provide an alternative phone number for that of which I can call to speak with the kids as well as they can call me with as they wish" So I look forward to getting the number of the phone line you will be putting in at your place so that both of us can keep in contact with the kids. Until my landline gets put in, you are more than welcome to call my cell phone to speak with the kids."

Hee Hee Hee

BM would you like a shoe horn to get that foot out of your mouth?