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Funny Observation about ST

StepCHill's picture

Don't you guys find it funny how when ONE person comes on here and gets pissed off WE are all the crazy ones?? I feel like I'm talking to myself when I was an angry teenager. I personally have never had ANYONE (i'm yelling) "gang up" on me. Everyone has given me great advice and exchanged witty banter. I just thought that was a little ironic..

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TheWife's picture

I think the snow and cabin fever is getting to everyone's heads lol. I, for one, have learned a few new insults from some of the "efights" around here that I cannot WAIT to try out on the next unsuspecting soul...

~*~When you kiss ass, your breath smells like sh*t~*~

BMJen's picture

Very true observation.

But not only are we crazy we are also dried up drunk bitches, and now maggots to boot!

LMAO at TW!!!!

StepCHill's picture

Yah because I'm 25 (so not "dried up") AND deployed (so definetly NOT drinking.) I'm probably a bitch though.

Wicked.Step.Monster's picture

I think she's behind that preposition at the end of your sentence... hahahahahah J/K!!!!!!

belleboudeuse's picture

Well, I've noticed that about life in general. It's kind of amazing to me that there are people in this world (and my ex-husband is one of them) who can express an opinion and have 100 people disagree with him, and maybe 1 or 2 agree with him. And it never occurs to him, "Hmmmmm, all these people are not only disagreeing with me, but they're also really offended by what I said -- maybe the problem lies with ME????"

BB

You are not second best, you are not second class. Do not ever let anyone make you feel that way. - 2BLoved

onehappygirl's picture

Was your Ex-husband named "The Loser"? If so, we were married to the same guy! Wow! Small world and small other things if I remember correctly. Oops, did I say that out loud?
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BMJen's picture

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! You're one funny girl to be so bitter honey. Smile

Just kidding, I couldn't help it, I HAD to! Smile

onehappygirl's picture

Jen, you are my hero for the day! You rock!
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Love me or hate me, I'm still gonna shine!!!

BMJen's picture

Just for the day? Damn, I better go refill my glass so I can get on this better! Wink

Love you girl! Smile

onehappygirl's picture

Love you too!! Poopsie Woopsie! LOL! SNORT! Ahh-hah! Sorry, couldn't resist. I need a drink!
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Love me or hate me, I'm still gonna shine!!!

onehappygirl's picture

It's going to take a very long time before I stop using (not yelling). lol!
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Love me or hate me, I'm still gonna shine!!!

belleboudeuse's picture

OMFG!!! We WERE married to the same guy! Yep, smallest johnson I have ever seen on an adult male!!!

BB

You are not second best, you are not second class. Do not ever let anyone make you feel that way. - 2BLoved

TheWife's picture

I think your ex husband is my current DH.

~*~When you kiss ass, your breath smells like sh*t~*~

Amazed's picture

*sigh* I'm sad. Last night I was reading in the family room by the fire and when i got up to refill my caramel appletini I dropped the glass and got caramel/apple scented liquor all over the place. Now I'm a drunken,bitter,nasty,snaky,holy rollin bitch. *contented sigh* I love my life:)

Dh is cleaning our fishtank in sexy jeans and no shirt....mamma likes.

stay tuned for more random thoughts.

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

..."I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."

smnikki's picture

ME TOO (not yelling, just excited) i loved that they had the stuff to make them in jamaica, since it was all inclusive i hit up that martini bar before the disco! ahhh, such a great night

StepCHill's picture

And now with the dropped appletini we can add dirty and alcohol abuser to the list...

TheWife's picture

And of them all, I think alcohol abuse is the worst offense...

~*~When you kiss ass, your breath smells like sh*t~*~

BMJen's picture

hahahahaha!! Why stop there? Let's bring her DH into it......he's a cradle robber like mine is. Wink

Amazed's picture

Yup, it's true. my Dh is a dirty old man and I love it:)

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

..."I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."

StepCHill's picture

I'm a couger *sigh*. My boo is 23 and he used to call me that. He learned real quick that he dosen't get any sexy treats when he calls me couger....

Amazed's picture

WOW! I think i just found my hero!! That is so hot StepCHill!

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

..."I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."

StepCHill's picture

Roarrr

sweetthing's picture

I am a cougar too. My husband is 35 & I am 41. They were talking about older woman & younger men in the lunch room at DH's work & two woman asked him what he thought about that. He proudly told them he was married to a cougar. I find it funny.

StepCHill's picture

AWW we are only 2.5 years difference so its just a goofy thing he says. It better be anyway...lol

GiGi222's picture

*Raises hand* Mine is a cradle robber too!!
BTW, this may sound dumb, but what is in a Caramel Appletini?

BMJen's picture

hahahaha Gigi! Of course he is, your name is Gigi! Damn girl, we knew that already! LMAO!

You've never had a caramel appletini? They make them at Applebees. Soooooo yummy. You can make them at the house if you are skilled at being a dried up old drunk bitch like me. Smile

GiGi222's picture

LOL!!!

I'm going to have to google it and see if I can make one. If not, off to Crapplebee's I go!

Jbee27's picture

CRAPPLEBEES!!!!!!
I need a Hurricane STAT!! (screaming because the cramps are so bad today, the only thing that can cure them is some sort of rum drink)

Amazed's picture

Well instead of a regular appletini (apple pucker,vodka and cherries) this one just adds Buttershots shnapps to the vodka and apple pucker...if you wanna get really fancy you drizzle caramel into the glass and add the cherries without stems on a stainless steel mini poker.

( I used to bartend at my grandpa's bar) I swear I'm not an alcoholic.

Although I did make my own drink and named it after my ST screenname.

The bitchingbarbie is cherry soda(not cherry coke...just regular old red cherry soda),amaretto,and a splash of regular coke...served in a tumbler with a square of dark chocolate for nibbling to tone down the sweetness of the drink as you're sipping.

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

..."I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."

stepmom008's picture

mmmmmm...

"There are two things over which you have complete dominion, authority, and control over - your mind and your mouth".

BMJen's picture

I call my DH a old perve all the time. LOL!

But hey, that's why we love them. We do the drinking and they do the cleaning of the spilled drinks. Wink

bioandstep2009's picture

LMAO

Constantly_guilty's picture

My favorite part was when you were accused of being obsessed with snakes.

Amazed's picture

OMG mine too C_G! lol that was a hilarious way of telling me to vary my verbage:) *watching my baby ball python Monty wrap himself around my wrist...*

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

..."I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."

Amazed's picture

I'm at home:) The snow finally tapped out last night at around 10pm...sigh it's back to the grind tomorrow for one more day. Friday's are our busiest surgery days...i hate fridays:)

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

..."I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."

sweetthing's picture

They have a big aquarium at our Dr's and the aquarium cleaner is so not a hot shirtless Dr.

StepCHill's picture

Yikes! so there is no after hours "oh I need to clean this aquarium, its so dirty doctor" business? Well that sucks.

BMJen's picture

1oz Shakka Red Apple Liqueur®-1oz Stoli Vanilla®
1 oz Monin Caramel Syrup®
2 oz Apple Juice
1 oz of caramel on the bottom of a cocktail glass, layer drink on top

Yuuummmmyyyyyy.

I think I may have to spill a few tonight and let my old perve clean them up! Wink

smnikki's picture

also, just apple pucker and vanilla vodka....i think ill have one of those tonight actually, since im a drunk religions nasty bitch and all....ive got a reputation to live up to! lol

Wicked.Step.Monster's picture

Dang it girls, I had to actually do some work for a few minutes and I missed some more fun! Sad Now my feelings are hurt. You dang ole dried up alcoholic bitches!!

Wicked.Step.Monster's picture

Heeheehee.... Barbie, Jen and I are offically the 3 bitchkateers dontchaknow!!! Wink

Jbee27's picture

Well, y'all got capes and brooms. I'll stick with my O'neill surfboard for this wave. (crying hysterically because I can't scream out loud in pain at work)

Amazed's picture

oh those ARE(NY...not yelling) really good! I had one at this restaurant in Santa Fe one time it was soo yummylicious

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

..."I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."

sweetthing's picture

My girlfriend made us some one night & I fell in love with them. I don't drink very often, maybe 1 or 2 glasses of wine a week, but man I could drink those nightly.

sweetthing's picture

Do you need a martini shaker? Dh about had a cow when I wanted to buy one.

Amazed's picture

I have some really cute shakers(seems like I buy one everytime I visit a new city) but I never use them. I tend to mix in one glass w/ice then pour it into another glass without ice. I'm too lazy to go to the bar for a shaker

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

..."I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."

sweetthing's picture

Okay Barista Barbie, what does the mixing in one glass w/ice then pouring it into another glass without ice do for the drink?

I am married to a teetotler ( okay & he is on a shit load of meds soe him not drinking is for the best) but he gets kind of judgemental when I have wine with dinner more than once w week, so I don't want to buy a shaker since he commented on it. I am in charge of the $$ & he has never said anything about me buying anything other than a martini shaker. So I am trying to keep the peace.

Amazed's picture

Sweetthing: sorry i'm late in responding! if you don't have a shaker(or if you're lazy like me) mixing the drink in the glass with ice just makes it cold then you pour it into the glass without ice so while you're sipping the drink won't get watered down by ice melting but it's still nice and chilled from mixing it in the glass with ice. basically the same purpose a shaker serves other than blending the liquids better than a spoon stirring them.

Wink hope that helps my dear!

"Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."

..."I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."

sweetthing's picture

I picked up the martini mix last night. Dh is actually picking up my vodka tonight...contributing to the deliquancy of a 41 year old. Smile