So SD9 was just talking to Crazy on the phone up in her room, and I happened to overhear about 3 minutes of the conversation. And by “happened to overhear”, I mean I snuck up to the top of the stairs like a stalker so I could listen to the convo since SD FaceTimes Crazy. But that’s neither here nor there. This was the convo in the 3 MINUTES I listened: 

SD: We should get rid of our cat and get 2 fish. 

Crazy: No, fish smell. Ask your dad to get fish. 

SD: No, he won’t. 

Crazy: I know. Tell Step-girlfriend to get rid of the 2 cats that she stole and get fish. 

SD: She didn’t steal them! Their mom abandoned them! 

*Backstory, a few years ago I was out walking in our town and saw the worlds cutest kittens playing in front of a closed-down business, on a busy street. They were wild so I couldn’t pet them, but I was worried about them getting hit by a car, and called the cops, the humane society, and the actual business. The business owner said the cats were feral and every year the same mom had a litter and they all ended up dead in one way or another, and that Their neighbor actually was trying to poison them. And that they were wild and i would never catch them, but I could try if I wanted. Challenge accepted. No way were those kittens dying on my watch. So when I got home from my walk I rounded up the skids, a baggie of rotisserie chicken, a laundry basket, and told them we were going on a mission. Off we went to successfully capture the aforementioned kittens, who literally became tame overnight and are snuggling with me as I type this.

Crazy: Their mom didn’t abandon them, Step-girlfriend didn’t know anything about them, then she stole them. 

SD: Whatever, no she didn’t. Anyway, where did you go to church tonight? 

Crazy: Step-girlfriend doesn’t go to church, I hear she just sleeps while you guys go to church. 

SD: Who told you that? She doesn’t sleep, she has things to do

Crazy: oh like what? What’s more important than God and going to church? 

SD: She’s busy, she goes to the gym and other things. 

Crazy: So the gym is more important than God? Anyway, you only go to that religious school because your dad and his family only care about how it looks, it’s all a big fake act (this is the point where I seriously considered turning off the WiFi router because I had had enough)

SD (in a slightly argumentative, defensive voice): Well you’re going to learn about Buddha at this Church you’re going to, you should be going to our Church.

Crazy: I don’t trust the pastors at the church you go to. 

She then spent the next minute bashing skids church/school, then defending herself when SD told her that was crazy, and getting annoyed at SD for turning things around on her.

Ha! I think it’s hilarious how SD defends me every single time, but Crazy still just spends all of her time talking shit. How on earth are these kids not completely PAS’d out?? This was just in 3 minutes, I can’t imagine how much time she she must spend on it! Thankfully they have sense and seem to have gotten really good at ignoring her and shaking it off, but I feel bad for them that so much of their time is spent with her teaching them to hate, and them having to defend people they love. Good grief you psychopath, get a hobby. Obviously going to church doesn’t automatically make you a good person.