Hey all,

I came back from the weekend to a great surprise this week. Beanie boy, the millennial boy wonder - is leaving our department. He decided a desk job was too much for his ADHD, so he is off to another job where he can chase squirrels and marvel over shiny objects. Yay! No longer will I have to step over his body on the floor, while he naps or plays with legos or wails about his lot in life as he eats slop from the taco truck that will end up stinking up our trash can.

Let's hope the new employee  has a bit more world-weariness. I chatted with another employee who will be working with Beanie boy in his new department, and that guy said Beanie boy told them how "stressful" it was working in our office because he "had to actually talk to people." Whoa! You had to TALK TO OTHER HUMANS? NOOOO!"  I get it. I hate people as much as the next gal, but we don't even have to talk to customers here. We only dispatch drivers and talk to business contractors. The social rule of thumb is: be consistently honest and kind to people, but don't take any of their crap. If you do that, those that are decent people will respect you, and those that aren't - can pi$$ off. Our bosses are cool and they will support us if we need backup. What more can you ask for? 

So, I am happy the big baby is gone. I hope we get an adult to replace him. I wish him luck with his career of solitude.