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Free to a good home

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One (1) seriously used BM.

Comes with:
a job
crappy home
two (2) kids that she has 50% of the time
a large crate of entitlement
stands on a pillar she created for herself
a golden uterus
A massive sized case of MBP
Equipped with her own issue of hypochondria

Bonus: you will save serious $$ on education as she knows it all because "I am the MOTHER" (I would add to this statement, but trying to keep this ad at lease PG in rating.)

"Baby Shower"

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Yesterday I was given a surprise "baby shower" by a group of friends of mine. It started as an invitation by a friend of mine to bring DD over to her house to meet her kids, lunch and swimming. We accepted the invite and when we got there the surprise was sprung. I was honestly moved to tears by some of the gifts given.

Ugh

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The next time I am stupid enough to 'volunteer' to baby sit a 13 year old with an attitude... please remind me of how STUPID of an idea it is.

One more day then SO gets to deal with his darling son all weekend.

I swear to god, if the child was female, I would be tempted to lace all food items with Midol to see if that helped.

SO/ BM and discipline.. really proud of both of them!

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A lot of my blog posts lately have been revolving around my new DD. Some of my older blogs may have gotten into some issues I had with my future step kids, behavior and attitudes but in basking in the glow (ok going crazy) of new motherhood I have glossed over and not posted regarding issues that seriously irritated the heck out of me.

Back to School

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Clothes- Check and thanks to you ladies for the layered look idea, we worked with it and she has new 'high school' clothes that do not make her look like a stripper but these same clothes are 'cool' enough she is walking around here with an ear to ear grin. FSD and DD kinda bonded over back to school shopping. FSD is a wanna be fashion queen so she could give DD pointers on what was cool to wear in HS and what was too young. The too young didn't matter when it came to Animal though, she found a t-shirt with that Muppet on it and it was a had to have in her book!

Honeymoon is over

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My brand new DD, got herself grounded today.

Felt like I kicked a puppy but she deserves it. I don't do the lying game. She lied. She got caught. End game. Seven uninterupted days of no phone, no computer, no TV. No friends over and going no where.

Dumb reason to lie too. Then again most reasons people use to lie are dumb.

Being a blog hog. Need advice.

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Sorry for blog hogging. First blog was just a mini vent regarding fskids BM. This blog I need you ladies help with.

For those who don't know the history, I recently became the guardian for a 13 almost 14 yo girl. Her parents died in a car wreck and their wills named me to care for her. Me, the woman who had no kids and both maternal and paternal sides of the family were fine with that.

For ease of posting from this point forward in all posts "S" is now DD. That abbreviation seems to mean Darling/ Dear Daughter and that is a good way to describe her.

Humor for the day...

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There is a reason that beauty companies make hair products for different races. And last evening I figured out why...

I am taking S to get her hair done today. Braiding lady said to run pink lotion through her hair and let it set. So, FSD, S and myself all did mini make overs last night while the boys went to see transformers. Hair, nails, face masks.

Blending

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Ok, the princesses hate each other. Neither is making any bones about it. FSD16 is girlie, "S" is a complete tomboy. Her only 'girlie' activity is ensuring her hair looks ok and it was her mom that did that, not her choice.

These two girls can get on each others nerves faster than you can blink. On a positive "S" and FSS13 get along like best friends. Last night they were outside with flashlights and nerf guns playing man hunt!

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