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My wife actually left ME speechless this evening........ and that rarely happens.

She was watching one of those Wonderful Wedding shows on one of the Chick Channels when she turned to me and said "You got of cheap on our wedding Rags!" (We eloped to Lake Tahoe). I commented in my snarky smart ass teasing sort of way that there was nothing cheap about my Wife and that I had spent orders of magnitude more on her during our 15yrs of marriage than the $25K my first I-Ls spent on my first wedding to the psycho frigid ice queen.

My wife caped the conversation with "I would rather have a cheap wedding and a long life married to you than an expensive wedding".

What can a guy say to that?

Best regards,

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Rags's picture

Steve,

No nookie for us on our wedding night either. Actually no nookie on either one of my wedding nights. The nut job frigid ice queen XW had issues and my lovely bride on Wedding Night #2 had a visitor.

Oh, well, always a groom left hanging on his wedding night I guess. But ........ wedding night #2 was at ton of fun anyway.

Best regards,

Success is rarely final. Failure is rarely fatal. It is character, courage and consistency of effort that count. Vince Lombardi (with some minor Rags modifications) To each according to their performance, screw Karl Marx. (Rags)

secondwife20's picture

I didn't even have a real wedding ceremony. It was at the court house. I dressed in my favorite white and purple dress and DH just wore slacks and a white top. My best friend was given the photographer job but she had forgotten the digi cam... so... yeah. Sad Mine was pretty cheap I guess.

We didn't have a honeymoon either.

But I'm not too heartbroken about it. Weddings were never my thing, though some days I do fantasize about having a wedding in the forest.

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." Dr. Seuss