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The FUNNIEST idea for SS25's Easter Basket

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Submitted by poisonapple on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 11:22am

SS25 is the laziest guy in the whole world. Works about ten hours a week at a pizza shop. College degree, but no drive WHATSOEVER to get a real job. Lives with DH and I, pays no rent, contributes nothing to the household. Lately has been doing sparatic chores when we tell him to, but even those take DAYS to complete. So I was talking to DH last night, and I asked him if we are supposed to prepare an Easter basket for the Stepkids. He said no. But as I was thinking about it, I thought it would be a hilarious idea to get a big basket, and fill it up with job applications. Not that he would actually fill them out - jobs are icky, they make SS25 sicky. But it would still be funny to me. I don't think I'm going to do it though, because I'm not sure that having him and DH mad at me for the entire weekend will be worth it.

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Submitted by stepmasochist on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 11:25am

That's a great idea! I think I'd have to do it if I were you.

Maybe job apps and a couple of neckties maybe some shoe shine and a razor, a coupon to supercuts. hehehe

What is his degree in?

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Submitted by poisonapple on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:15pm

His degree is in political science. He's a smart kid. He's just the laziest pos I've ever seen in my life. The way he's going, he'll live with us his whole life.

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Submitted by soverysad on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 11:25am

hahaha!!! I don't know your sitch well enough to direct you either way, but I would love, love, love it!

"A pessimist complains about the wind, an optimist counts on the wind changing, a realist adjusts his sails"

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Submitted by stepmom008 on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 11:30am

Yeah, that's funny! Maybe some fancy resume paper too.

"There are two things over which you have complete dominion, authority, and control over - your mind and your mouth".

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Submitted by DISbelief on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:21pm

That is awesome... you can decorate it with some cleaning supplies. And maybe some rental applications for an apartment of his own!

DISbelief~

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Submitted by TheWife on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 12:58pm

Honestly, if he is 25 he is old enough to not have to worry about his feelings, and I personally would do it. But that just goes for me in my situation, because I could get away with it, no one would be surprised if I did some sh*t like this lol.

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Submitted by leladawn on Fri, 04/02/2010 - 1:52pm

"Jobs are icky, they make ss25 sicky"... Ahahahahahaha, I'm all for the basket...

"You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses." Ziggy