G'day STalkers,

Been a long time since I posted, and wanted to share this gem with the group.

If any of you followed my blogs last year, you will recall that my current fiance/SO has a daughter, Princess Feral.  Very much the typical type of skid we see on here:  lazy, entitled, venal, spiteful, pot-head, arrogant, completely helpless, completely lacking in agency for her own life, dates a deadbeat loser, pretends I don't exist, holds grudges for perceived/imagined sleights, etc.  In addition to this, Princess has become something of an amatuer detective, and will now be known as "Detective Pikachu."

"DP" recently "heard" that the boyfriend of one of her female friends had gotten nudes from a second girl last October.  Princess "just happened" to come across this information, supposedly from this other girl who sent the nudes.  Keep in mind that DP didn't see any screen shots, and we don't even know if she actually talked with the second girl.  However, DP took it upon herself to go over to her friends house to "rat out" the boyfriend and try to break them up.  She was there all day, and although i'm sure that they smoked weed and did other things, it was clear that DP was really trying to force the break-up.  I'm sure it has **nothing** to do with the fact that DP dosn't like the boyfriend, and thinks her friend should break up with him.  Nothing at all, I'm sure.

As I thought about this incident, I was reminded of other "detective" episodes from DP's past, such as:

1. The time she cyber-stalked someone at school, pretending to be someone she wasn't, in order to "catch a perpetrator" doing something wrong.  I'm not sure of the details on this one, but it probably had to do with a guy that DP liked, or the boyfriend of a female friend she didn't like.  At any rate, this backfired on DP, as she got caught and suspeded for "cyber-bullying."

2. The time (recently, I might add) that DP "had to borrow" SO's phone because her own phone was "dead."  Once she had SO's phone, she went through all of the messages, trying to find "dirt."  She supposedly found "dirt" on her bio-dad, who she hates, which just further added to her hatred of him.

3.  The time DP threated to get the "federales" involved against her step-mother (who she hates), supposedly because step-mother was interferring with DP's brother's visitation.  Again, no proof on this one, she "just knew."

4.  The times when DP was 16 and call CPS on her own parents, not once, but TWICE, over incidents that were either imagined, or were normal parent/child conflicts that were blown out of proportion by DP, since she is a long-suffering "victim of injustice" in her life.

So, based on all of the above, I have decided that Princess Feral shall now be know as "Detective Pikachu," for her awesome sleuthing skills.  Also, because she kind of looks like an anorexic, scrawny mouse (a lot of people don't know that Pikachu is a mouse - I certainly didn't at first).  So, anyway, all hail Detective Pikachu!