...It's really hard to do all this fake acting. I would have gotten a hotel but I remembered I need to buy a hotel for an upcoming sports competition out of town next week so I powered through dealing with

• his ex-breeder dumping those kids off,
• his a$$ giving me last minute notice per usual,
• his kids blowing up his phone at ridiculous hours/running him around, 
• his family and fake pleasantries / fake conversations

Felt especially ackward when

• dudes sister in law started taking pics of everyone and invited me into the pic. (I'm my mind I'm thinking "please delete this")
• I noticed dude asking to have a pic taken with just him and his kids (okay whatever dude. Didn't want to be pictured with you or your spawns anyways) 
• Dudes aunt saw his male spawn and was like "you look just like your mom!" (In my mind I'm thinking 'yes he does! ... oof!... now let's not think about or discuss this conniving b*tch anymore and if you got a problem with that let's give that 304 YOUR number so you can open your home up 24/7 for this conniving breeder to drop her loud messy spawns off with YOU) 
• Dudes attention seeking brother showing me his stash of liquor and edibles and this dude just walks off. So I have to walk off too but then his brother tries to show me his other stash and I'm standing 6ft away in case his wife walks in and gets the wrong idea (and pissed this clueless dude keeps walking off leaving me one-on-one with his brother)
• Dudes family said a group prayer and I ended up holding his son and daughter's hands (tried not to think of them as germ filled Petri dishes) and washed my hands immediately afterwards 
• Then during the prayer dudes brother was like "I'm grateful for everyone here/my brothers fiancé...." (In my mind I'm like bruh...let's not do soecifics / let's just keep this prayer generic please) 
• His annoying attention seeking daughter power sulking around me and my daughter because the attention isn't on her 24/7 and dude is too busy to coddle her