Need a Name for Our Poop Club

Monchichi, Cooooookies, DarkStar, Mofo and I all have the privilege of having SKIDS who crap their pants. Please let me know if I've left anyone off this list and help us come up with a proper name for this club.

All I can think up is Turds R Us... which is kinda lame.

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Shitters Anonymous captures

Shitters Anonymous captures the fact that they will deny what they have done, even when the evidence is found... but I do like Mystery Feces Band.... makes me think of the Beatles. Ohhh, how about the "Dung Beatles"???

Oh I like that, we could

Oh I like that, we could create laminated cards...

Shitty Business Group

Winner - total winner

He doesn't have encopresis,

He doesn't have encopresis, he has I don't wipemypresis. Learnt well from his caregivers who are too lazy to check toilet time. He also has can'twashmyhandspresis when he does wipe on rare occasions.

Not wasting paper is not the

Not wasting paper is not the same as not USING it Sally.

Hahahaha!!!!!

shit squad. teenage mutant

shit squad.
teenage mutant ninja turd-les
double deuces
crust club
load bearers

bwahahahaha I love "teenage

bwahahahaha I love "teenage mutant ninja turd-les" and "crust club"

The Miralax Menagerie Poop

The Miralax Menagerie
Poop and Grind
Thunderwear in my Underwear
Pooptastic Poptarts
Praire Dogs are a Peeking

<3 Poop and Grind

Thunderwear my Underwear,

Thunderwear my Underwear, hahahaha!

The Skid Marks

Lonely Farts Club Band The

Lonely Farts Club Band
The Craps that Bind Us

Just a drive-by post from work... thanks for making me laugh, lol!

Love the Frequent Crappers

Love the Frequent Crappers Club...try saying it three times in a row fast.

The FCC

<3 teehee How about the Poop

<3 teehee
How about the

Poop Smears
Turd Herd
Hanes Stains

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdles

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdles had me cracking up!

btw it is apparently a common

btw it is apparently a common trait of children on the spectrum. flipping fantastic. *headdesk*

coookies! u're back!!

Hi Tuff :) I'm usually

Hi Tuff I'm usually here lurking for the most part. It's been so busy since I've started working full-time, I barely get to sit down but I'm loving it. Hope you're doing good xx

I am in, I belong in this

I am in, I belong in this club, never thought it would exist....

I have always call my stepson the skid.

I explain it away as step kid shortened to skid but my fellow suffering step mothers who are stuck in the shit show know I take great pleasure in adding the silent "mark" to the end.

My SS is a skid mark on humanity and I call him my skid because he shits his pants rather than stop doing what he is doing.

He has hid the shorts with fully formed fly infested logs in his dresser or thrown them in the wash nice and fresh for me to run through my fingers.

I thought I had one up on him, when I asked him to wash his own clothes but he left the surprises in the shorts and ran them through the washer as is.

Oh, the horror!
I cleaned the washer through 5 cycles and still never felt great washing my clothes again until I replaced the washer. *sigh*

I feel your pain Simply B. I

I feel your pain Simply B. I am in the exact same boat you are in. In order to avoid having shitty underpants run through my washing machine, I physically check SS's pants every day. If they are full of poo, he has to wash them out in the laundry sink and then disinfect the sink. He then gets grounded from screens.

If I didn't do that, he'd be the same and either hide them or run them in the wash full of poop. He's better now that he knows I will check every day AND tally up how many pairs are in his drawer, on his body and in his laundry basket.

He's quite happy to also marinate in poopie underwear and sleep in it, watch tv in it, he'd never change them if it were up to him. We are in the process of having him re-evaluated as obviously any normal child wouldn't do this...especially at the age of THIRTEEN.

However that doesn't make it any easier to deal with for me. I never thought I'd have to flipping talk about a teenager's backside and elimination so much! If your DH is willing, he should have his little skidmard checked out for physical and psychological problems.

Good luck and welcome to the club

Cooooookies! I knew you

Cooooookies! I knew you couldn't resist this topic.

Sir Poops Alot will also just sit in his sh1t. The smell is so disgusting, yet it doesn't bother him at all.

Too bad we don't live near

Too bad we don't live near each other. We could hang out, drink heavily and commiserate together lol

Yes... wine is good for step

Yes... wine is good for step parenting.

Did you ever get a lock on your door?

No but I did put the fear of

No but I did put the fear of jeebus into him...and put a password on my tablet that he'd never guess in a million years. Trust me after the ass-handing I gave him, he wouldn't dare step foot anywhere near anything of mine. He still looks nervous when I simply walk into a room