Husband had a memory moment of BM and I could had volmit
It took me by surprise this morning. We were discussing about the thunder the other day. They were showing on tv that this big thunder hit above the ball park and shook everything and everybody at the ballpark ran!
I kind of giggled and said that had happen couple weeks ago when the SD's were here big thunder hit and they ran however the dog went into attack mode looking for it,
Then he blab out his memory that Him, BM, his cousin and cousin girlfriend was out walking one day and a big thunder hit and he grab BM and hit the ground.
GROSS REALLY? did he just share that memory with me? can I volmit :sick:
That bitch puts us through hell and you all of a sudden have a memory?
Do men just go stupid sometimes?
EEeeeewwww.
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yes.. i get sick of hearing
yes.. i get sick of hearing BM stories as well. Always makes my stomach turn :sick: :sick:
I HATE those stories. After 7
I HATE those stories. After 7 years DH has learned to keep them to himself.
One time, we heard a car accident on the main street that is right next to our house. DH decided to tell me about the one time when BM was pregnant she went for a walk on their street, and he heard a car accident and how he panicked because for whatever reason he thought she was hit by a car. All I could think was "I WISH". But then I feel bad because she was pregnant. Really DH? You felt the need to tell me that.
Then he told me that he LOVED roller coasters until SS was born, and he and BM went to an amusement park and they got on a roller coaster and "both decided" :sick: they had too much to lose to be riding coasters like that.... well, in turn, I have gotten DH BACK on the roller coasters. He loves them... we go to Six Flags all of the time
Can we talk? Sorry,
Can we talk? Sorry, channeling Joan Rivers today. One time around Christmas, dh aske me, did I ever hear of or use Heaven Scent perfume. Why YES, I said, I used to wear it in high school and it sure did smell nice.
Then he proceeds to share with me that it is the perfume that the skid's mother used to wear.
Then...he gets it for me for Christmas. IT. WAS. RETURNED. to the store.
Why thank you dog person, I
Why thank you dog person, I haven't won anything in a very long time!!!
I already feel sorry for his next wife (she'll be #5). I give it 2 years and he'll be remarried - that's his m.o.
Oh, here's another one. Five years ago when I told him I was leaving - moving OUT - of our house, he looked me straight in the eye with a look of panic on his face and said....(are you sitting down dog person???)
"WHO IS GOING TO DO MY LAUNDRY?"
DH used to hear something
DH used to hear something about places him & BM visited on vacations & would start talking about they went there & they did this & they saw that. I never said anything, but I suspect he heard my thoughts through my facial expressions because now when he does it, it's, "I went there, & I did this, & I saw that..." like he ever traveled alone. Sometimes I can't help but think he's an idiot.
Grrr. he does that too. There
Grrr. he does that too. There is two places they travel to together and he will bring them up every once in a while. Well! he did bring them up often until one day I said something about it. I told him I am tired of hearing about his little sweet pea down south he seem to enjoy all the vacation with! I guess the vacation in the mountain with me wasn't to memorable. He has slowed down to say when I was at....
I'd immediately come up with
I'd immediately come up with *your* story from the past, like: OMG! Yes! That reminds me of that one time I was with my ex and we did... OMG we had such a laugh! hahaha
If I did that I'd share the
If I did that I'd share the same memory EVERY time. The one where my exH wasn't an ass & we couldn't keep our hands off of each other. We were making out & his giant boner kept poking my loins & everytime it did we'd talk about how big it was & how no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't control that wild thing!
It's not a true story, but it's the one I would share.
LMAO!!
LMAO!!
We got our power back
We got our power back Thursday night after being out for a week. I was beside myself all weekend having lights & all, & I'm tickled to get home to wash clothes.
It's had me in rare form today. LOL!
Bwawk!!!! omg, I am lmao,
Bwawk!!!! omg, I am lmao, thanks!!
LMAO!!! Laughing so hard I
LMAO!!! Laughing so hard I am in tears!
Love the story would love to share it but geez when that moment comes to tell it, I go blank like I did this morning. I went in defense mode instead of smart alec mode.
My other half went on for 30
My other half went on for 30 minutes about the birth of SD5. I was sick to my stomach and pissed beyond belief at the same time. He went on and on about how much pain BM was in and how he felt so sorry for her and stayed by her side to comfort her. How it was the best moment in his life. I told him that the next time he talks about it I am leaving. We were with friends and she had just had a baby, she tried to stop him from talking but he kept going. I still haven't fully forgiven him for it. Some times men are flat out dumb asses.
Ouch! Aren't those the worst
Ouch! Aren't those the worst stories? I always think in the back of my head whether they are going to tell stories about ME to the next girl in line. And if so, I hope they feel SICK too! I can't decide whether the emotional memory bs or hearing about the past sex life is harder. Current SO used to tell me about him and his ex-wife's sex life, and about how FUN her boobs were and how they were SO big! (an E or F cup, and I barely fill a B, occasionally small C cup.)I had and still have a complex about that and feel self-conscious. And I know she has sized me up and thought to herself that she has me beat in at least one department where I don't measure up. Bah- whatever, right?
Just think how bad the strech
Just think how bad the strech marks are on boobs that big. Or how they WILL be at her waste soon. I am an A cup. BM is a DD. All I keep telling myself is mine will always be perke!
I think you have to realize
I think you have to realize that there was a life before you and that he feels close enough to you to share a memory of that life. Men are like emotional brick walls most of the time. Look at it from a different perspective and realize how special you must be to him for him to without thinking have shared something about his past with you. Also, i think it was meant to be funny.