Talk about an awesome Step Father.
My husband is a awesome SD. I say it because my son is full of shit 99% of the time and my husband continues to love, take care of, and support my son. Listen to this.....you'll be amazed. So last night when we got home from grocery shopping my son got out of the car, and left his door wide open. No one realized it because we were carrying in the baby, groceries, etc. This morning when we go to the car there it is.........open. Wide open. It rained here last night. The freaking cat was all cuddled up under the steering weel. I have leather seats, can you imagine what a cat does to leather seats? My stomach hit my feet because I hate it when he is always f'ing up! But I couldn't believe something as simple as shutting the car door, his mind goes past it.
Well that's not it. You girls are going to laugh at this. A week or so ago my husband had left his electric razor in the laundry room. He thought about telling my son to leave it alone, but never had time, or didn't think of it, etc. Anyways, DH goes to shave. Something stops him right before he sticks the razor to his face.........I like to think of this stopping force as God, because if it hadn't went down this way DH would have probably killed DS! LOL! Anyway, he dumps the hair out in the sink and guess what was in there? Did you guess? My DS decided it was time to shave his ball sack hair. How wonderful is that? DH came out of the bathroom and was talking in a tone that I don't think a 2 year old little girl can hit. I thought he had a stroke or something, you know there is a age difference here. 
By the time I got him calmed down and he could tell me what had happened I was so upset! I cannot believe my son decided to shave his balls with my husbands electric razor. And to make it worse he didn't tell us..........he was just gonna let it ride and let my husband shave his face with his ball hair rubbing all over DH's face.
You know why I say he's a great step father? Because my son is still breathing! LMAO!
I think old Juicey rocks. And I'm not afraid to say it out loud!
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Oh my gosh. I couldn't stop
Oh my gosh. I couldn't stop laughing. I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't because I'm sure your car was a disaster, but that last part was hilarious.
By the way, how are things going with your son? Has he earned back his clothes and what not? (You've probably updated and I just missed it.)
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"I have always loved the time before dawn because there is no one around to remind me who I am suppose to be, so it is easier to remember who I am." - unknown
He's getting close to
He's getting close to getting it all back, but just hasn't made it there yet. The grades are coming up, the lying has stopped (for the most part), and it seems as though he is trying to do better.
He tried out for Soccer and is in the top 11! Go DS! The only problem, we're not sure if he's passing right now and if he's not he can't play. I think the coach wants him to play though. DS said he'll do anything to play and that he's going to tell the coach if he'll just give him 2 weeks he'll have grades that will shock him! So we'll see how that goes. So I'm glad that he has something to hope for and to strive for. Let's just keep our fingers crossed that the coach will work with him. He does deserve it, he's rotten but he's a sweet kid.
This is great news! Sports
This is great news! Sports really can do wonders, especially if you have a great coach. I played soccer growing up and had a wonderful coach. I hated to disappoint him. Hopefully this will be the push he needs. Congrats to him for making it as a starter!
"I have always loved the time before dawn because there is no one around to remind me who I am suppose to be, so it is easier to remember who I am." - unknown
Oh Jen!!! After the week
Oh Jen!!! After the week I've had with my son and Truelight, that was the best laugh EVER!!! I even had to read it to Truelight - he didn't find it as amusing as I did. BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
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DH thinks it's funny that
DH thinks it's funny that True Light didn't find it as amusing as you did! LMAO!!!! He said your DH is prob on his way to check out his razor right now!
Oh God everyone in my living
Oh God everyone in my living room is staring at me as I die laughing...lmao. "Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."
..."I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."
So I read this to dh after I
So I read this to dh after I started breathing properly again, he was not amused either...he said, "well her husband is a lot better than me bc I would have taken that razor and shaved his head! Shave your balls with my razor and get a bald head!" Lmao. "Venting without the desire to look within and improve your situation is simply venting to hear yourself bitch."
..."I'm not mean, you're just a sissy."
LMAO! That's so funny. For
LMAO! That's so funny. For some reason the only guy that thinks this is funny is DH's dad! hahahaha! He thought it was the funniest thing he's ever heard. I almost thought he had a heart attack from laughing so damn hard. No one else thinks it's as funny! LOL! Other than my ST girls that is!
I just had to share. I couldn't beleive he did it but it's definatley one of those things that we'll talk about forever.
LOL DH thought it was
LOL DH thought it was hilarious.... but we don't have any sons
I bet not having any boys is
I bet not having any boys is why!
Any dude that thinks of another dude's ball hair being on his face isn't amused. But the girls are! LOL
Lol... Thats great... My
Lol... Thats great...
My boss just walked by and looked at me all stupid... WOOPS!
Yep he's a pretty good step
Yep he's a pretty good step daddy! LOL! He even laughs about it now but swears if he had shaved his face with that razor that he would have killed DS.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.........
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...... OH.MY.GOD that is freaking hilarious!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha
You'll appreciate this.....
TMI ALERT:
I use DH's beard trimmer for ummm my own grooming ok.... so SS22 was up here a few months back and said "Dad I need to trim my goatee" (sp?) and comes in my bathroom and I hear it start humming and I look in and just died laughing.... so I let him finish half way and I said "SS22, just so you know, I use that trimmer too" hahahahah OMG.... he THREW it down and started gagging.... hahahahaha
I was wondering where you
I was wondering where you were Wicked! LOL!
I have a similar story. I threw my bra on my son, okay so it's not similar at all it was just mean, but he went to the sink and actually threw up.
Okay dude, I'm not that gross! LMAO!!!
Actually THREW
Actually THREW UP???????
Holy crap!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!
BB
You are not second best, you are not second class. Do not ever let anyone make you feel that way. - 2BLoved
Hahahahahahah..........
Hahahahahahah.......... that's sooooo funny! It's amazing what will sick out a boy to the point of actually puking! LMAO!!!!!!
Yep......he had puke, snot,
Yep......he had puke, snot, and tears all flying. All from my BRA! That speaks volumes of me doesn't it? LOL!
I guess mom's bra to son = pube hair from one guy to the next.
Hahahahahah....... LOVE
Hahahahahah....... LOVE IT!!!!! Absolutely LOVE IT!
My son would wear my bra on
My son would wear my bra on the top of his head all day if I threw it at him. Doesn't bother him one bit - anything for a laugh. Sheldon on the other hand, just the mention of bra makes him break out in embarrassed giggles.
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Teehee....some of you said
Teehee....some of you said "balls"......
Sorry, the guys I work with always say that.... If I say "balls, sack, box, etc"....they just go nuts. Little boys...I tell ya!!
*Katherz*
Finish each day and be done with it.You have done what you could.Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in, forget them as soon as you can.Tomorrow is a new day, you shall begin it well and serenely ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
I swear to God I am laughing
I swear to God I am laughing so hard there are tears in the corners of my eyes... No frickin joke...
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OMG!!!! I'm still wiping the
OMG!!!! I'm still wiping the tears!!! NOW that's funny and thank you so much Jen for the tears of complete laughter instead of my trainwreck turning 40 pity party I'm having because bf is a schmuck. I wish my 18yr old would have done that and tod me he did. BF is so daft and ostrich-like he probably would have never noticed >:)
**no gratitude? only attitude? thanks, but I'll pass**
**I only have one shot at a truly great life and not one spent waiting for a man to notice me, want me, love me and be true to only me. 2010 is the year of "me" **
I would have saved the
I would have saved the pubes, put them in a picture frame (maybe with some nice matting) and superglued the damn thing to his wall.
"There are two things over which you have complete dominion, authority, and control over - your mind and your mouth".
You gotta wonder how does
You gotta wonder how does one decide that they are getting up in the morning & using their step father's electric razor ( or anyone elses) to shave their testicles??? How does that ever sound like a great idea?