I'm Rambo
Well. I seriously about lost it last night. The rude ass step son 13 took his nightly crap. And afterwards there was a shit hand print on the wall. I was blow drying my hair & my husband was in the bathroom talking to me. I saw it & all time stopped. What the f is that?! He wasn't sure. Um. It was a rhetorical question. It's quite obvious it's a shit hand print. I could tell he was not going to make the lil bastard clean it up or anything. I am a bit of a germaphobe. So I went into a rant about him playing games with his ass hands on my kids game system sitting on my leather couch with his dirty handwiped entitled ass. Yeah. 
My husbands response? Well. He's shit today too. Um. Did you use toilet paper or your hand? Holy fuck. Yeah. I said that. I even went into the logistics of are you a left handed wiper? Because clearly the print was a left hand. I continued onto blowdry my hair, to see if he was going to either clean it himself or if a post Christmas miracle was going to happen & the lil bastard would be held accountable. Ummm. Neither happened. So I went Rambo with the Lysol with about 20 sprays & pulled one of the kids new shirts out of the dirty clothes to scrub it off the wall. The husband stood there with his mouth wide open. I could see outa the corner of my eye. I didn't make eye contact. I was too busy throwing a shit fit. Literally. Thankfully this is the last damn day with the little shits.
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I had to go back and see the
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I had to go back and see the SS is 13?? What the actual fuck is wrong with the kid??
DISGUSTING !!!! YOu should
DISGUSTING !!!! YOu should have made him clean it up, that is so nasty. How do you get shit on your hand ???? My 6 year old knows how to wipe his ass. YUCK !!!!
Good for you.
First of all, there was no
First of all, there was no way in hell that I would have cleaned that mess!
Second of all, I would have had DH force that little bastard to clean it up.
Speaking of shit, one of DHs son and his family came over today. The plan was to spend a few minutes here - they were here 3 1/2 hours. They stepped in the dog crap in the yard and walked into our mud room with all this crap all over their boots. Guess what? They just left and DH is doing some massive cleaning and bleaching; me, I'm here on ST!
I LOL'd at the part where you
I LOL'd at the part where you cleaned it with the little fuckers shirt!
Shame on your DH for not doing a damn thing. Sounds like something my Mr. BallessWonder would do.
Your DH is a complete moron,
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Your DH is a complete moron, isn't he! How do you KNOW it was skid? Maybe you should have had everyone line up to see whose hand it was!
I would have went screaming
I would have went screaming through the house that ss has shit in his hands and he needs to wash them and everything he came in contact with. Then i'd make him clean the shit of the wall. I would dare my dh say a word too.
But i give dh the chance once if he doesn't do it I will and normally doesn't like th way I do it. Lol
tog, I would love to meet you
tog, I would love to meet you irl sometime, you always crack me up! Preach it sista!
This is the exact reason why
This is the exact reason why my husband doesn't freak out on him like so many suggest to do. Beyond the parent alienation, beyond the weird sexual behavior of mom & him in public, there's involvement of mental health professionals because the kid is showing some far more serious signs.
First off, I would have made
First off, I would have made SS clean it (supervising the entire time) if DH was too spineless to do so.
THEN, I would have probably kicked BOTH their asses to the curb! I mean, I know how Guilty Daddys are but come ON! Trying to act like his own THIRTEEN YEAR OLD SON did NOT put a big shit handprint on your wall!!
In fact, as much as I loathe BM, I probably would have called and asked if it was HER craptacular parenting or my own husband's that would make a TEEN BOY have feces on his hand and press it on the wall!