SD23 said it with flowers
Late yesterday afternoon (after DH had left for work), our neighbor accepted a delivery of flowers for me. A lovely bouquet with a card that said "I'm sorry, Aniki. Love, SD23".
Let's take a poll.
- SD23 is sincerely sorry
- SD23 is only sorry that she might miss out on the annual Christmas money from DH
Pssssssst.... If you think it's think it's #1, I have some lovely oceanfront property for sale in Wyoming. Cheap!
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Man... this is why I always
Man... this is why I always get F'ed over in life. My heart says- Oh, she is sorry, that is so sweet. She is going to try!
But yeah... it's #2...
Your heart is in the right
Your heart is in the right place, but SD23 is a mini BioHo. And money is their first love.
Oh, FFS. She is so
Oh, FFS. She is so transparent.
Like a window with no glass!
Like a window with no glass!
Can yoiu give me some more
Can yoiu give me some more info on that land.. sounds lovely. I LOOOVE the beach.
JK.. It's about a month till Christmas... she sure is transparent.
Oh, ESMOD, you would
Oh, ESMOD, you would luuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrvvvvvv it!!! 23 miles of beachfront and no neighbors for 100 miles.
Very much so!
Can you take the wedding gift
Can you take the wedding gift route and get your husband to give her a gift card for the same cost as the flowers?...maybe from a store she’d never use...
Ha! I like this! Or maybe her
Ha! I like this! Or maybe her Christmas pressie can be more flowers!
I like this idea!
A present that's pretty but useless - like skids!
except
some of us have skids that are DEFINITELY not attractive none the less pretty.
Ugly silk flowers? *diablo*
Ugly silk flowers? *diablo*
Barnes and Noble?
Barnes and Noble?
Our beloved Book World closed
Our beloved Book World closed. Couldn't compete with Amazon.
IF my DH is giving her money,
IF my DH is giving her money, it will be crisp $100 dollar bills. That's his thing.
Oh yes, we have also started
Oh yes, we have also started receiving overtures from SD17. It's the yearly holiday gift grab, dontchyaknow? She will go back to being blessedly absent after December 25th.
SD who? LOL!
SD who? LOL!
1 or 2 - do you really need
1 or 2 - do you really need to ask, lol? Oceanfront in Wyoming - haha - even over here in England I do know a bit of geography lol!
My SDs have started to be very attentive to DH, curioser and curioser - even gave him a card and present on his b'day last week, rather than at Xmas when they usually get around to it, ie 6 weeks late. Could this attentiveness be anything to do with the fact that access to the Walking Wallet is coming to an end and NPD BM has lost all her money?
Ah, yes. The End of the
Ah, yes. The End of the Walking Wallet certainly brings out the desperate!
How cheap is this ocean front
How cheap is this ocean front property Ani? I've been in the market for some in the Colorado/Wyoming area for a while now...
It's 2!
Why, PA, it's a measly $1
Why, PA, it's a measly $1 million for a thousand acres. With MILES of oceanfront!
Sounds like a real deal to me
Sounds like a real deal to me! When can I pay?
For you, monthly installments
For you, monthly installments of 5K. Such a bargain!
Oooo! I'll pick up a few
Oooo! I'll pick up a few extra jobs!
When can I move in???
December 1st!!!
December 1st!!!
You should probably change the title of the Post
"SD23 Sucks up with Flowers"
LMAO! True, but I'm 'old' and
LMAO! True, but I'm 'old' and remember that as some commercial catch-phrase.
Aniki, you're asking the
Aniki, you're asking the wrong question. The RIGHT question is "whose money did SD spend on those flowers?" You could also ask the follow-up question, "who wrote the grammatically correct 'apology' for her?"
Well, we know BM didn't write
Well, we know BM didn't write is, as it doesn't just say, "Sry."
SRY
sry tht ud lk ths flrs
Does being able to write and
Does being able to write and understand the 'Ho language make us bilingual? Want to make sure I update my resume appropriately.
I think it makes us Sigh
I think it makes us Sigh-lingual...
Nice try, thrice, but too
Nice try, thrice, but too wordy. More like...
sry tht u lk flrs
BioHo style would be:
BioHo style would be:
Sry A. <3 S
(short for SD)
Hmmmmm... it wouldn't
Hmmmmm... it wouldn't surprise me if she talked her boyfriend into giving her the money. If she did it in true BioHo fashion, she would have given him sex for cash...
I can't even.
I can't even.
Okay... ?
Okay... Don't. ?
It's an expression - such as
It's an expression - such as "I can't even with that one".
Yes, I know what it is.
Yes, I know what it is.
OK, wasn't sure from your
OK, wasn't sure from your response.
Curious
Are the flowers with the few words enough of an apology? I would say not...
My DH told me many years ago
My DH told me many years ago that he would NEVER send me flowers as an apology.
My DH knows how to use his
My DH knows how to use his words and will TELL me he is sorry. With sincerity.
"Aniki, I'm sorry I was a
"Aniki, I'm sorry I was a hostile, lying, accusatory, moneygrubbing twunt" would be acceptable...
Ha!
ok, ok...
Twunt is now my new favorite word.
PUHLEEESE get her flowers for Xmas!
Please, please, pretty please, get her flowers as her gift! Perhaps with a note that the ones you got were so lovely you're sure she picked them out herself and would appreciate the same gesture in return.
THEN you'd see if the sentiment was real.
How about a poinsettia? Does
How about a poinsettia? Does it have to be a real one?
I'm not sure what she's
I'm not sure what she's apologizing for. Is she finally apologizing for her shitshow behavior last Christmas or did I miss something?
She's apologizing for
She's apologizing for anything that she may have said or done that will keep her from getting any Christmas dough. She's not picky about WHAT she is apologizing for, I'm sure.
Oh, there's a thought, give her raw cookie dough for Christmas. "Merry Christmas, here's your dough!"
BWAHAHAHA I LOVE this...best
BWAHAHAHA I LOVE this...best idea so far.
Only if made with bad eggs...
Only if made with bad eggs...
Just took her a year to
Just took her a year to apologize....because ding ding #2....
This is the early Christmas
This is the early Christmas grovel attempt so she can get $$$ from DH.
It's a CRAP attempt, but slightly impressive because she actually forked out money for a nice bouquet AND vase.
ME ME ME....my dogs would
ME ME ME....my dogs would have a blast Sage Grouse hunting on the beach in Wymoing....fantastic! I've been waiting for this moment, all of my life :)
You and PA are gonna have to
You and PA are gonna have to fight it out, banana! Then again, that property is soooooooo large, you could both live there and never see each other!
So..sticking with the plant
So..sticking with the plant theme, perhaps you could dedicate a tree in her name:
https://thetreesremember.com/
One of the testimonials on the home screen says: "We always receive copious thanks after sending one of these." Do you think you would get copious thanks...?
Do you think you would get
Do you think you would get copious thanks...?
Only if it's a money tree!
Maybe a Memorial Tree for the loss of money... *diablo*
Beachront
At first I thought you wrote beach front and was trying to think of any nice big lakes in wyoming, but alas there is no longer an inland ocean since, oh the ice ages maybe?
And it will be another ice age before Feral Forger will get any presents from myself, my family. Perhaps she is hoping for a new couch to lay on this Christmas? Luckily shes lost her key so no christmas gift grabs like she used to.
Your skidling should perhaps try a bit HARDER? Like write a poem to go with those flowers:
There once was a skid who was like her mother
About things that were nice, she wouldnt bother
And then, Lo - its holiday season
Conveniently forgotten treason
And once again she opens her hands to her Father!
SD is like her mother,
SD is like her mother, BioHo
For whom all men are money to go
'Ho's way was to "ball" it
'Til a man opened his wallet
Neither knows how to live 'po!