OT - Eff Off/Forn Friday
Friday is in the house! Woo hoo!!! This has been a bear of a week and I am sooo ready to start the weekend.
Eff off to:
- King Pita. Effer, what is the deal with IMing me, then sending '??' within seconds? Then again. All in under a minute. Maybe I'm getting another cup of coffee. Maybe I'm taking a little break to stretch my legs. Maybe I'm defecting. Do I need to attach the bloody computer to my person like an old-fashioned cigarette gal? Chill!
- Shrinkflation. It has hit the candy section. Why are you effing candymakers concerning yourselves with "portion control"? Wish I could find that news article discussing it. Who remembers when McDonald's did away with super-sized? Puh-lease. If I want a bunch of fries or am super thirsty and want lots of pop, I will simply order more. The day someone else controls my food intake is the day I'm in a hospital, nursing home, or prison. Kiss my grits!
Forn is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined.
Growing up, we went trick or treating on Halloween night. It wasn't rescheduled for the weekend before or because of possibly inclement weather and we didn't hit the mall or a parking lot of cars to get candy. Fair weather or foul, warm or cold, rain or snow, we grabbed a paper bag or pillowcase and roamed the neighborhood for goodies. I confess that anytime I got a homemade popcorn ball that I felt like Charlie Brown with the rock. Blech! My favorite was and still is: candy cigarettes. Oh, those glorious white sticks of sugar with the bit of red on the tip! I could make that box last for days. Bonus: the old gent who gave out nickels. Wow!
What was your favorite Halloween treat?
Wishing you a stress-free, healthy, and enjoyable weekend!