OT - Eff Off/Forn Friday
Friday at last. Woo hoo! I am ready for the weekend.
Eff off to:
- Vehicle Warranty telemarketers. It takes a special kind of asshattery to do that job. I love how they want to extend the soon-to-be expired warranty on my car, but have NO idea what car I own. Really?? How can you not know that? You must know because you say my warranty is about to expire! I like to act miffy and tell them that I just sold my car and don't need a warranty for my <pick one> bicycle, horse, unicycle, elephant, canoe, rabid giant dingo.
- King Pita. Newsflash, KP. Pink Power Ranger and I do not do the same job. And PPR did not leave any instructions on how to perform any of her job duties. I'll give it my best shot, but if something is wrong with the hieroglyphic translation, we're up the proverbial creek and you're the only one who has anything remotely resembling a paddle.
- People who think they can change others. JUST NO!!! You accept them as they are, faults and all, or find someone else who already has the qualities you want. Gads.
Forn is 'food' and 'p0rn' combined.
Who likes fruit sauces? For meat, cake, etc... I had a few strawberries leftover (package of frozen ones). Not enough to bother baking/buying a cake and I wanted them for breakfast sooooo... I pureed them, tossed them in a small saucepan, and added a 1/2 Tbsp of sugar, 1 tsp of vanilla bean paste, and a pat of butter. Heated it until hot and served it over fresh waffles. DH is begging me to make this again soon!
What do you cook with fruit?
Wishing you a stress-free, healthy, and enjoyable weekend! *give_rose*