Hotty Totty Colorado Girl is Ruhhhight Again...
As usual and as always....
So last Saturday my jackass (for the time being) exH proceeded to have my BS9 call me and ask that I buy the birthday present for his party that he was going to the following day....told me that his dad said that he was broke and the only way he could go is if I bought the present. So of course I bought the stupid present and texted my exH asking him at what point did he decide that he had NO shame. (That's a whole other story for another day)
I promptly began whining to DH of my annoyance with the situation stating that exH could spare $10 on HIS weekend with the kids, especially being that I've let him NOT pay child support for 5 months. He agreed and then says to me (and I'm not kidding), "It's like BM and exH have switched places...exH used to be so great and BM was the loser....and now it's the opposite, BM has just been GREAT lately and exH is the chump."
Now, I agree that exH is taking advantage of my generosity in his current state of financial demise and BM HAS been pretty tolerable lately...but really? Puhlease... So I simply replied with:
"Give her time."
So moving right along...SD9 had a birthday party/sleepover that same night at her best friend's house. She'd been raving about it for a week. Half the fourth grade girls were there. So DH calls her the next day to hear about it...
DH: "How was your big party???"
SD9: "I didn't go."
DH: "WHAT?!? Why not?"
SD9: "Mom said that she couldn't afford a present..."
I literally saw his face turn a bright shade of red. He was so pissed. When he talked to BM, I think he was about to implode, she told him that she was VERY busy that day and just didn't have the extra money. So (just like me) he then offered that anytime she needed him to buy the damn present or give her a ride to friggin' call before she just doesn't go.
Who's the chump now?
At least my kid got to go to his party.
Suck on that. 
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OMG!!
you're right, 10 bucks, come on people!! I would never let my kid miss a party! Nor would I allow my H to call SDs BM and ask for money for it!!
What is the matter with these people!
LOL - You are a Classic CG.
Love it - Battle of the ex's.
girl, you crack me up!
girl, you crack me up! Dontcha just love being right?!
"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy"
CG that last line
made me laugh my a$$ off!
Tonight on StepTalk, Looser ExSpouse SmackDown!
In the red corner the Ex Dud Spud of Hooter Girl CG. In the blue corner the Ex Hag Wifester of CG's Man Beast!
Both are losers unable or unwilling to invest $10.00 in their children's happiness and participate in the children's lives by taking the kids to a party. Which of the Looser ExSpouses will come out on top? Stay tuned for the in the cage carnage, whining, and weaseling.
There will be side action in both corners and bets can be placed on whether Hooter Hottie CG will smack her DH Man Beast on the back of the head or if Man Beast will admit that his Ex Hag Wifester is a bigger loser moron than CG's Ex Spud before CG applies the back of the head smack!
The opening round bell after this message from the new block buster high drama action movie .... BLENDED FAMILY BRAWLS! Staring CG as herself with supporting cast DH, BioKids, Skids and the Ex DipShits!
You crack me up CG.
Best regards,
Rags
Gee, let me guess....you like to watch WWFW wrestling, right?
That was a good one! I can actually see that bit as a forward to a book!
Nope I don't watch "Wrastlin", but my Grand Father loved it.
He used to watch it regularly and would get totally in to it. I remember him watching it when I was a kid visiting for the summers. I would sit on the couch next to him and read a book.
When I was ~12 he took me to a WW? match at a huge arena in St Louis.
I have fond memories of my Grand Fathers enjoyment of it but I never got in to it myself.
I will however work on the book!
Best regards,
Hooter Girl?
I'm gonna take that as a compliment.
"For every ailment under the sun....There is a remedy, or there is none;
If there be one, try to find it; If there be none, never mind it." ~ W.W. Bartley
There is a sub thread about chest size floating around.
I may have thought you were one of the chesty posters in that sub thread. Just consider it an attempt to participate in a anatomically focused sub thread that I probably have no business participating in.
Please do take it as a compliment.
Best regards,
Nope...wrong girl.
I was part of what started it though...I referenced a Dolly Parton quote and made a request to the poster to listen to the girl with the big boobs.
I'd be quite proud to be a hooters girl though...those girls are hot.
"For every ailment under the sun....There is a remedy, or there is none;
If there be one, try to find it; If there be none, never mind it." ~ W.W. Bartley
Suck on that?
You CRACK ME UP!
I wish I could come out with that one to SOMEBODY- BM for one!
Way to go CG! Isn't it sad that we can compete for who's BP is worse today? Although with DH BM always wins hands down. So it's usually who's teen is being more of a jerk to us parents today. SD usually wins. I HATE it when my BS shows her up though.
Ha ha ha...thanks for my best laugh of the day. Suck on THAT. ha ha ha.."Om Tare Tutare Ture Mama Ayurpunye Jnana Putin Kuru Svaha"
~Sita Tara Mantra
I don't know...
I still think your SD takes the cake as far as the worst of anything.
I just hang up on any dumbass that calls me these days. Fight or Flight? I choose the latter.
Maybe "Suck on That" should be my new signature line.
"For every ailment under the sun....There is a remedy, or there is none;
If there be one, try to find it; If there be none, never mind it." ~ W.W. Bartley
mine was always "suck it!"
too funny! CG, u shoudl totally change ur tag line...
"whoop-ass hooter girl CG says suck on that!" lmao!
"Given the right reasons and the right two people, marriage is a wonderful way of experiencing your life."
~the late great George Carlin
You're DH is somewhat
You're DH is somewhat endearing in a naive way.
To every thing there is a season.
Really?
Is that the definition of a moron????
"For every ailment under the sun....There is a remedy, or there is none;
If there be one, try to find it; If there be none, never mind it." ~ W.W. Bartley
Lol!
Dumbass! Birds of a feather and all that!
You know...
Really....10.00 could be split to 5.00...I could mention hundreds is small gifts for 5.00 or less...
I think they just didn't want to do anything...point blank laziness. Cg..you are a good girlie!!
Stepwitch
Thank you Disney for portraying a positive image on all stepmothers!!!!
You know...
Dh told BM that it's not about the present. Her little friend could care less what SD9 got her...she wanted HER there not a stupid present.
You are absolutely right. She just had better things to do is all.
"For every ailment under the sun....There is a remedy, or there is none;
If there be one, try to find it; If there be none, never mind it." ~ W.W. Bartley
you go girl!
OH to see his face
I hope you had the BIGGEST sh!t eating grin on your face when he hung up that phone... I know you did, cause I know my CG!
BTW~ I'm BAAAAAAAAAACCCKKKKKK ; )
DISbelief~
~You have to BE crazy to UNDERSTAND crazy!~ ; )
Oh I did...
My little comment "Give her time" was less than 24 friggin hours.
"For every ailment under the sun....There is a remedy, or there is none;
If there be one, try to find it; If there be none, never mind it." ~ W.W. Bartley
AWESOME!!!!
BWAAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAAA!!!!
That made my day.
And I can totally relate. BM currently gets over $3400/mo for having 2 SDs 50% of the time and DH pays for everything.
But give them money for a friend's b-day gift??? Oh, no! There's NEVER money for that! There's only a convenient excuse for why they can't go to the party.
But over the years they've gotten wiser, and figured a way around BMs cheap and lazy ways...
since WE are the only household who gives them an allowance (of course), if they'll be at BMs house and they have a party to go to, they take some of their "stash" money with them... this way at least they can put $20 in a card in case of emergency and not be embarrassed to show up empty-handed.
They've missed WAY too many parties in the past, so now they've learned a creative solution to one of their BMs problems. Necessity is the mother of invention!
"Of course things worked out nicely for Carol Brady...she had a live-in maid and Mike's first wife was DEAD!"
What a fruitloop...
I just don't get it.
Let's just SAY that I didn't have a measley $10 or $5 or whatever...I would figure SOMETHING out. I would NEVER in a million years tell my child that I was too broke to take them to a birthday party. It is just ridiculous in my book.
Take your damn food stamps and go buy a candy bar or something. I meand GEEZ...
"For every ailment under the sun....There is a remedy, or there is none;
If there be one, try to find it; If there be none, never mind it." ~ W.W. Bartley
Go CG!!
I am laughing at this one too!!!!! Poor, poor DHs - when will they ever learn??!!
"A lie told often enough becomes the truth." - Vladimir Lenin