lol yeah... I agree with you there.

People who post selfies Every.Freaking.Day. Insecure much?? Desperate for validation? Crikey. Get a therapist and find out WHY THE HE!! you need to post all of the bloody selfies.

Drivers who SUCK. They do not know the rules of the road. They do not know the meaning of road signs (YIELD). They do not know how to use a freaking turn signal (because I doubt that 47% of the population have broken turn signals...).

People who try to use big words to impress people. But they don't know the meaning of the word. For instance, "caveat". Caveat is a NOUN. It is not a d@mn verb. So you cannot "caveat that we pay attention to protocol". You WARN; not caveat. Pinhead.

Those who believe that EVERYONE can drink caffeine for energy. Nope. I can drink 4 shots of espresso and go to bed. Caffeine does nothing for me. I simply LUUUURRRRRRVVVV the taste of coffee.

Now I am going to road rage on some moron who forget his/her/its blinker because he/she/it is taking a selfie while driving and hit him/her/it with my steel travel mug.

People who attention seek on FB. Which is why I no longer use FB.

"I'm so depressed...sigh...."

"Picking up the new car today. WOOHOO!"

"Oh no she didn't! Got something to say, say it to my face! You know who you are."

"I'm just so over all the BS!"

Sigh...me too. Me too....

Birthday month. When has a single day turned into a birthday month? Now the month of my birthday I will say it's my birthday this month, if I want the person to know. I know people who have a pre, day of, and post birthday party.

People living one life on FB and a completely different life in real life. Like come on.

My pet peeve is people on fb that have these awesome and amazing children that they
Love with their lives and last breathe and god only put them on earth because god picked
Them and only them and especially them to be little sissy or little joeys mom. I’m typing
From iPhone so just excuse any mistakes.

People who only post happy things about their lives on social media, especially when you know that things are not that happy in their lives.

A friend's sister is always talking about how her kids are the greatest thing ever and she can't wait to see her kids and her kids are her life and make her heart happy and blah blah blah. Every chance she gets, she sends her kids off to stay with someone else. Her sons were going off camping with their father for the weekend, so she sent her daughter off with someone else...and then complained to her parents that she was bored and lonely.

BM in my life also used to do that. She used to write a "blog" about how happy and wonderful their family was, including how much she loved DH and how he was the best husband ever. Less than one year later, she filed for divorce and told him "I was so miserable, I just couldn't take it anymore."

Also, people who brag about how much money they have or how much they spent on something, when you know they don't has as much as they pretend to have.

People who ask me how things are going then get on to me for being negative.

Like really? Umm work is crap because my hours are being cut. My insurance company isn't working with the only place that was consider "preferred" any more so now my co-payments are outrageous to the point I didn't seek medical care for over a month. BM is being a shit who won't get over herself and sign the damn paperwork.

Serious. I include the good stuff too. That the kids are behaving better in school. That we're really happy we got the room fixed up. That we had a wonderful weekend camping but your going to call me out on the negative stuff.

These same people are whining all over Facebook about their problems and spend hours venting to me about their crap but no I'm the problem.

Honestly I'm about ready to go to let go on Facebook over this shit. I've been so careful about not posting "negative" stuff because of this kind of crap but all my page has is their problems. I'm tried of 'pretending' everything is roses. There's good and bad and if they want support on their crap they need to support me on mine.

I'm tried of offering my shoulder to them then being told I'm an issue.

So I have to listen to your marriage failing, that you miss the kids, that your struggling to find work but I can't respond honestly when you ask me what's up?

my pet peeve is people who borrow things and never return them. this is sort of a hosting story.

one time a woman was a guest in our home attending a pool party. there was a late evening gathering on the deck and people were talking and being social but the breeze was getting chilly. she had not brought a jacket or sweater.

i loaned her one of my sweaters to wear and it was clear it was a loan and not a gift. she wore the sweater home. i never saw it again.

she clearly forgot to return it as several months had passed. it was a nice sweater. it was awkward to say anything because this woman is the wife of one of dh oldest friends from college. i could not suggest she was a scatter brain. i am sure it eventually was given away to the charity shop. this was more than ten years ago.

thanks to her i never loan clothing any more.

cold? shivering? gee why dont you go home so you can warm up?

When you have a party and you invite people to RSVP....... when they do not even bother answering, then you cater for the amount of people who did answer and these idiots simply shows up....

I've told family before.. sorry you did not RSVP, we did not prepare for you and this is a closed party not a public thing, cheers...

or when you invite X and Y... and they decide it's cool to bring their 3 best friend with ... no no no.. it's a family affair not your teenage Friday party, your friend where not invited.. cheers friends...

Yes, Acrat- but even worse than that when they say they are coming and don't- coming up with a lame excuse at the last minute and you realise that they never actually intended to come.
I had that happen to me on my recent birthday- the thing was they sent a cards in the post and then cancelled that morning which made me think they had never intended to come, as I has asked for no cards or gifts. These people live about an hour away and I am always the one who goes to see them, but when they have to come to me it never comes off.
One of them has never contacted me to even meet up again, and the other offered to have lunch another time because she was 'in the area'- I never responded to her either. Some people are just not worthy of my company...

i have peeve about long lost acquaintances who you have not heard from in years suddenly sending holiday cards due to new businesses.

i also peeve about people in those mlms who hit you up to buy products or sell for them.

these acquantances and friends are a nuisance. i never respond. at first they dont take no for an answer so it takes several instances of ignoring to get the point through.

DUCK LIPS!!!! seriously!!!!! anyone doing this looks like they have an asshole on their face!!!!

filters!!!! no one uses a regular camera! everyone looks different from their pictures due to all these filters!

Thought of another one:

People who never take responsibility for their own lives and are always blaming others when things don't go their way.

children running and screaming in a family restaurant....

yes I know it's a family restaurant but it still does not mean your child can run like an ape between tables screaming and playing - then you could've stayed at home..

what pisses me more off... I'm a smoker and you have to sit in the smoking section, glassed in, with 2 doors... yes cause you can not smoke with kids in the area... then these little snots come running through the smokers area.... and their parents complain about the smoke?? WTF.. keep your kid out of the smokers room ...

My answer to that is stay away from anything claiming to be a 'family' restaurant. With well behaved kids- you can take them anywhere.

Ha ha- wish I could follow your example Acrat- in Fairyland you don't get good food in 'family' restaurants. The last time I went to one with my son it was like the worst place I ever ate and it was rammed packed with mums and kids paying for no service and very bad food. Places that don't cost the Earth and provide a good service for young families are like gold-dust here. I'd rather stay home and eat cheap than go to one of those places again- however, if you ever fancy a visit to Fairyland I'm sure your presence would be very welcome in these places!

— Bad drivers: Don’t know how to use a roundabout? Who has the right away? At a 3 or 4 way stop? Can’t be bothered with using their signals, effing-up the flow of traffic. Drivers that come up hot on my tail, when I’m already going at least 5mph over the speed limit, then swerve like a madman in an attempt to either pass me on the shoulder, or make a lane change with absolutely no room for them to do so? Yeah. These people suck SO much.

— RSVP: It’s like a lost art. Why do people struggle, then fail, when it comes to either “yes” or “no”? Oh, and don’t forget “maybe”. Nothing like a cliffhanger on top of those who replied with “no” and show up anyway, or “yes” and don’t come at all. The concept is so lost on some people - no, MOST people.

— Solicitors: I don’t care if it’s a job or a moral duty to come at me with whatever it is you’re selling. Trust me, if I want it, I will figure out when and where to get it myself.

— Pet “friendly” eateries: I love, LOVE animals. Don’t get me wrong. But I live in dog town USA and I am just so over it. So over flying dog hair, smelling their breath, having to step over them laying in the walkway. Yeah, I see your dog is on a leash, but it’s a looooooong leash. Conveniently far away from YOU enjoying your meal. They are allowed at some of the city’s best restaurants here, and it baffles me to no end.

People who lack all self-awareness: From giving me personal space while I check-out at the store to just life in general.

People who send party invites and whatnot over Fakebook. What, I'm not good enough to call, or even text? If not, I guess I don't really need to be there. I don't even HAVE Fakebook anymore, and I get, "Oh, well, it was on my FB feed. Didn't you see it?" :?

People who don't know a forward slash from a back slash. OK I know it's dumb, but it drives me crazy when someone's reading a URL I'm trying to type and it's "blah blah blah backslash blah blah dot com" and I'm hunting around for the right key.
This is a forward slash /. Or just a slash.
This is a back slash \.

That and people who don't watch out for pedestrians at crosswalks. It's a great problem where I live. Yes, you do have to stop at a red light even if you're turning right. And the pedestrian in the crosswalk still has the right-of-way if the walk sign is illuminated.

People who post all their information of FB, then when someone asks a followup question he/she gets their head ripped off.

Example
Person posts "I am moving"
Other people ask "Where are you moving to"?
Person responds: "If I wanted you to know I would have told you, I wish people would mind their own F-ing business."

Or
People who post all this negative shit about their partners and their skids then get pissed off when that information gets back to them. Then removes said comment and tells every one to mind their own f-ing business and stop spreading rumors...

Or
That person that loves to jump on everyone's posts and conversations and explain to them how wrong they are....Your political views are wrong, your religious views are wrong, your opinion is wrong.