:jawdrop:

That is weird!

SS13 takes as big of a bite he can possibly muster every single time he takes a bite. Every meal, every day, every bite.... He'll eat a hotdog in two bites, every time. I almost get sick watching him.

SS14-15 used to (we are no longer together) eat with his fingers shovelling in food in a massive scooping action, pout and sulk everytime he didn't get his own way, wear dirty clothes out in public and no shoes (one time he asked to be dropped off to see his BM and he admitted he did this so she would feel sorry for him and give him new stuff as she owned a surf shop), sleep on his mattress with NO SHEETS for weeks, urinate in the corner shelf of the shower (no joke...I wondered what the yellow congealed stain was in the corner and smelt it.... :sick: ) and would lie all over my lovely couches with no shoes on and filthy feet and eat and drink and make an absolute mess. His feet stank which would seep into the fabric on the furniture. He would cook something to eat and cover every inch of the benches with every piece of everything he needed to make what ever he was making. Half unopened packets of everything, crumbs, dried up bits of meat and veges just left there and sticky benches...and then dump all the dishes with old food still in bowls etc in the sink. I had a dishwasher (he did get better about putting things in the dishwasher...eventually but it took nearly a year). In the mean time I was going off the charts with frustration and anger.

exFinance was useless. He would tell him off only when he felt like it and half the time he was too tired from working. sigh....

Im so glad Im no longer in that toxic environment anymore.

SD8 talks about her mother like she's a normal person! *shudder*

My SD11 did the same thing... Pretty sure it is because no adult ever taught these kids how to drink from a glass... Their brains are still trying to drink from a spill proof sippy cup.

... So I bought a couple sippy cups and told her she could use regular glasses again when she could drink without obvious impediment... It sounds mean, but she only did it because no one gave her incentive to change. She was drinking normally the very same day.

(This was back when she was 9)

putting dirty laundry back in the drawers and hiding clean laundry in/around the toy box. Yuckkkk...

I have to go through her clothes usually twice a week.

Instead of lifting a fork to her mouth, SD puts her head down two inches from her plate, and shovels the food in with the fork. When she chews, she chomps, her teeth hitting with every chew...it's loud.
Almost 17

My stepdaughter has orgies. Not even kidding.

SS15 pissing the bed ON PURPOSE because he's "too warm and comfortable" to get out of bed and walk five feet down the hall to the bathroom.

I win, people. There's no topping that!

One that really gets me is SD15 sashaying past her dad every time she walks by him announcing that she is going to the bathroom and looking back to see if he is watching her :sick:

SS9 has a few:

Bites his toenails
Smacks his lips and eats with his mouth open
Slurps his drinks
Picks his nose and eats the boogers
Smells bad and has bad breath
Leaves his dirty underwear lying around
He's always running indoors
Drops litter everywhere
Can't close anything (closet, drawers etc)
Puts his clothes on inside out and back to front
Talks in a baby voice all day long
He's a starer

SS is 22 and looks like Gollum with dark horn-rimmed glasses and a black crew cut. OMG I am so mean, but ... he leaves ... ah ... used ... tissues floating in the toilet. Multiple times a day.

:sick:

YSD would pick her feet...and this is as an adult. it was like she was making a POINT of picking her feet. She would be over for dinner and after picking her feet, pick up and eat some of the appetizers I put out. I would quickly lose my appetite :jawdrop:

She also would stuff her mouth full of food and then talk while her mouth was full, make loud chewing and lip slapping noises when she ate

I honestly think she did it because she thought we would find it all cute :? :? :?

My SS24 doesn't flush the damn toilet. He uses the middle bathroom and well, you get the idea. Then he closes the lid. So when anyone else uses this bathroom they get to open the lid and surprise! Disgusting.

My SD22 dresses like she is working the streets. It can be pouring rain, snow or hail and she will come in short shorts or a mini skirt up to her underwear. The top will be a camisole or something showing her cleavage.

My SD26 has no common sense. She has crashed cars, our cars, because she doesn't pay attention. She once broke off the mirror on our car because she didn't merge into the other lane on the highway when the sign said merge. She hit those big garbage cans instead. She loses her keys about once a month. She called us when she was over 150 miles from home once when she had gone to pick up her sister from camp. She wanted us to drive down on a weeknight and bring her a key. I told her to look everywhere in the car. She said she had. The next day her brother drove a key down to her. She drove to a gas station and when she went to fill up the car she saw the key on the hood!