Princess Cuntastic and Prince Snivel and Prince B. I like YSS so no nick names. lol

I've got...
Sir Tearsalot
Redface Mcgee
I like SS7
And last but not least....darling Princess PissPants

CANKLETOP *snort*

That's awesome!

My old name for the BM was the "girhippo" Part Giraffe (extremely tall) and part Hippo (extremely wide on the bottom)

Prince Hygiene (YSS) COMPLETE lack of ALL Hygiene. A walking Ebola fest.

Bratterina (SD)

Brainiac (OSS) You get the picture as in (NOT A)

Crotch Dribble, Crotch Drizzle, Crotch Dropping are a few of my favorites. Not for my Skid though. He has for the most part been a great kid. These have been used on STalk over the years by many members.

A former Co-Worker used to refer to his eldest son as the Fuck Trophy. The kid was so PAS'd out by his XW that he had no use for the kid after the kid was in his preteens. That friend stayed mostly unemployed and was a SAHD with his daughter with wife #2. He paid every penny of the CS he owed by day trading. He had actually over paid in the early years by a notable amount (About $100K total in overpayment) that he tried to recover but the courts would not address the error from the first CO. The day after his eldest aged out from under the CO he founded a company he had been planning for years and within a few short years became a multi millionaire. He had delayed founding his company to prevent his X from benefiting in any way from his efforts. Since his son was so toxic from the PAS my friend was not interested in helping the kid either.

The eldest kid had not called or spoken to him in nearly 10 years but when my friend was featured in several entrepreneurial publications when the kids was late teens/early 20s suddenly he could not call his dad enough.

Nope. My friend told his son to visit any time he wanted but there would be no money. Lots of FB bitching from the kid over the years, a lot of calls asking for money, but not one visit.

Both DH and I and the kids/skids refer to BM and my ex as "The others"
They will say "will we be home or with the Others for __~EVENT~___" LOL
DH refers to my ex as "Mr. Happy Pants" as does the rest of my family just calls him "Mr. Happy" (because he never is or has been)
Hard to name the kids/skids...they all go through their phases and earn new names...lol

Multiple names for the kids over the years:
Mr. Responsible (cuz he was never)
repeat
tardtastic
Sherlock
silly ninny muggins
perfect princess
And I have called SD by her MOTHERS name...she is very mini BM

A friend came up with "BM and the Shitlings" recently as I related a story about SO's stinky baggage.