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Submitted by Motherofboys on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 2:43pm

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Less than six more child support checks to write. The lat child support check is due one week exactly before the child turns 18 which is the CO end of CS. Since we pay a month at a time I can't wait to send a check for only one week of support. What do you think I should write in the memo line..... }:)

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Submitted by BSgoinon on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 4:33pm

In some cases that is REALLY what it is!!! I always tell DH (even though we don't pay CS, we pay in OTHER ways, like dealing with her ineptness as a parent) "When are we going to be done paying your hooker?".

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Submitted by caregiver1127 on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 2:49pm

Yippie Ki-Yay motherf**ker lol - enjoy this last little bit of money - it is the last check you will ever get from us - I know I know too long for the memo line but the first 3 words would work!!! }:) }:) Wink Wink Smile Smile

I know our BM thinks that she is getting money for SS straight through college - it used to be that way a long time ago in her state but it has since changed so my revenge will be sending her the last check (SS turns 18 next month but we have to pay until he graduates in June) and then her calling up for the next one in July and telling her to go pound salt!!! Can't wait!!!

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Submitted by Doubletakex3 on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 4:09pm

GFY

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Submitted by the_stepmonster on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 4:38pm

I think you should add an extra $40 and the words "Here's a tip: Next time use birth control."

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Submitted by lmac on Mon, 10/17/2011 - 7:00pm

Well, our BM eats a lot of mayo. Like DH is not the only person who told me about this...The kids will be like "Mommy really likes mayo." (How bad do I want to say "We can all tell, hon"??)

Anyway, so every month we calculate (but don't write) all the stupid shit she can buy with our CS since it clearly doesn't go toward the kids.

I believe in our last check we will write "For x jars of mayo."

Some other things we've calculated are hits of meth, new teeth, etc.

It's mean, but damn if it doesn't help hand over those checks just a little bit.

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Submitted by Sweetnothings on Tue, 10/18/2011 - 7:36am

We are almost there too, CS for younger skid should be officially ended on 1st November ( how excited are we ??!!)

It means that over 16 years of CS is coming to an end ..... And we are going to feel richer of course.....we are planning a Champagne Day of Celebration !!!!

I would love love love to say to the BM, gee hun, now YOU will have to fund your ugly boot and shoe collection ( she buys a lot of black ankle boots and black shoes !!!) ..... Good luck with that and ALL your credit card debt ( she is maxed out !!)

DONE !!!!!