Help us make up an EX-WIFE BINGO board!

We know at my DH's sons wedding this spring his EX will pull something. She has already made a fool of herself at their daughters wedding on Sept.4!

We figure she will try somehow, someway to INSERT herself in the planning of the wedding, and the festivities, and try to be the center of attention.

After NINE years, she still hasn't moved on and gotten a life. She sat with the pastor of her church and his wife at their daughters wedding. She had no male friend or boyfriend after all these years who could escort her? Instead, she had her two angry, bitter biddies who are also divorced there to "support" her - including the pastor - who is definitely clueless how manipulative this woman is.

We wonder if my DH's EX will bring his two angry, bitter old biddie divorced friends to the wedding their son's also - all the way to Chicago, which is a long drive away for all of us. We seriously would not put it past her! :O She is intelligent(at least at her job), has a good well-paying job in the six figure range. She can't use some of that money to get on with her life!?

Here is our list so far of what she will possibly do:

-Jump up-and-down on the dance floor with her arms over her head.

-Make a really long and outrageous speech and toast to HER son.

-Come with another awful haircut and perm.

-Run around greeting everyone like it is HER wedding.

-Weedle her way into the sympathy of her son's fiances parents.

-Sit at her new in-laws table.

There are other items we could add, but we are wondering if you could help us come up with things you have had happen at your skids weddings, where the EX-wife made a fool of herself. She doesn't drink, which is too bad, because that would really help add items to the list! She would really outrageous drunk! :jawdrop:

Please add your ideas for BINGO space subjects.