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Submitted by Last Nerve on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 4:21pm

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Here's a little SM humor for a Friday... (My apologies in advance if this offends any of the BM's here.)

The Dress

A stepmother was out shopping one day, looking for the 'perfect' dress for her stepdaughters' upcoming wedding.

She found a beautiful dress, and tried it on. It fit perfectly, and she bought it.

Later that evening, she showed the dress to her stepdaughter. The stepdaughter was mortfied.

"You can't wear that dress to my wedding", she cried. "My mother bought the exact same dress for the wedding!!!".

"No problem, dear", said the stepmother, "I won't wear it to your wedding, I'll find a different dress".

So instead, she wore it to the rehersal dinner, the night before the wedding!

Smile

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Submitted by bewitched on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:03pm

"To Thine Own Self Be True" William Shakesphere

Is it just my mood-or are things too funny today-first See You Next Tuesday hahaha and now this...:lol:

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Submitted by melis070179 on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 5:18pm

Oh yeah...thats good! Biggrin Thanks for the laugh!

"Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy"

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Submitted by Sasha on Fri, 04/24/2009 - 11:20pm

it could be if you stretch it a little! My mom sent me this one:

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud,
unattractive, mean-acting woman, overweight, wearing sweatpants, walked into the store with her two kids,
Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say,
'H...! no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the h...! would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied,
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,
I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

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Submitted by Sasha on Sat, 04/25/2009 - 12:03am

I actually meant to say BM story!

It just dawned on me as I was over at youtube watching videos...sorry Wink