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When Mustang2008 met Medusa and Lurch

WalkOnBy's picture

So, last week, I sent Mustang the link to the Mustang that Medusa has for sale….over the weekend, Mustang had a little fun with Medusa and Lurch. Mustang and I debated which one of us was going to post the story for your enjoyment, and because she has a very busy day, we decided that I would do it.

So, Mustang texted the number from the Craigslist ad – it was Lurch.

Mustang – Hi, my name is Mustang, I am interested in the mustang that you have on Craigslist. Is it still available?

Lurch – contact Medusa. Medusa’s phone number

Mustang - ok thanks, so are you the owner or is Medusa?

Lurch – her

Mustang – ok thanks!!

So then Mustang texted Medusa –
Mustang – hi, my name is Mustang, I am interested in the mustang you have for sale. Is it still available?

Medusa doesn’t respond, so two hours later…
Mustang – Hi Medusa, I am interested in the mustang posted on Craiglist. I live in MustangTown and I am a mustang collector. Can you give me any more details about the mustang?

Medusa – Sure – what else would you like to know please?

Mustang – Are you the owner? You mentioned clean title, but the ad directed me to a man? So if I was to make an offer and want a smooth transaction in cash, can you sign title?

Medusa – he’s the owner – I’m helping. There is one other person looking at the vehicle and I believe they made an offer this morning. I will let you know tomorrow if it’s still available.

Mustang – do you have possession of the car or him?

Medusa – him

Mustang – ok, thanks, seems weird, he told me you were the owner, so I am confused

Medusa – Sorry, you must have misunderstood.

Mustang – I didn’t misunderstand, he said you were the owner and he gave me your phone number

Medusa – are you worried it’s stolen?

Mustang – why did I get directed to you?

Medusa – he is mentally disabled and I am helping…we normally do not give our personal information like that so not real sure as to why you are inquiring as to that matter.

Mustang – no, I want to deal with the owner, I have cash and want a quick transaction.

Medusa – Ok, then perhaps this is not the vehicle for you. So sorry

Mustang – obviously not

Two minutes later, Mustang gets this text from Lurch –
Lurch – I own the car. I just sold it.

Okay, I don't for one second think that Lurch owns the car, nor do I think it has been sold, since it's still on her store FB page and Craigslist. But, how lovely of her to tell a total stranger that the love of her life is "mentally disabled." He is not - unless one categorizes being with HER a mental disability.

Mustang will weigh in when she gets a chance, but I just thought you all would find this hilarious!!!

Happy Monday Smile

Comments

DPW's picture

I'm annoyed with them simply reading this exchange; I can't imagine the years you've put in dealing with this.

WalkOnBy's picture

well, don't forget, Lady - she enclosed a picture of her mother's colostomy and colostomy bag with her discovery responses, so.........

She will do or say ANYTHING to get off the dime. I swear to DOG!!!

WalkOnBy's picture

The two of them are shady as f&ck!!

Imagine my poor DH, having to deal with this kind of thinking - and this is nice because she doesn't know the person she is texting - for years and years and years.

I wish my old blog were still here with all the lovely texts she used to send to me...

I told Mustang earlier today that since we asked for the "sale" documents related to the Mustang in discovery, and since she has always maintained it was sold, even though she would show up in our driveway in the damn car, that she probably assumes that I am somehow behind all of this, BUUUUUUT she needs or wants to sell the car, so she has to assume each contact is a legitimate one }:) }:) }:)

WalkOnBy's picture

well, she is cagey in general, but let's face it - any buyer who is told that she is the owner and then told that he is the owner would be more than skeptical, right?

Lurch says she is the owner. If she is, fine, but if she's not, why the lie?

She says he is the owner. If he is, fine, but why the lie?

As soon as Mustang started asking questions about the actual ownership, she got squirrelly. Is that because she thinks I am behind it? Who cares!! Smile

Tuff Noogies's picture

wow. those two really deserve eachother dont they...
that medusa is truly the smartest person EH-VURRRRR, she'll outwit you yet.
:sick:

Maxwell09's picture

haven't finished reading it all yet but theres a name in there. Its in the second text from Mustang2008 to Lurch...if that sort of thing bothers you

Maxwell09's picture

Well then...any chance mustang2008 can drive by and make an offer in person? Or maybe even get her DH to go with her. I think Medusa would do better if Mustang had been a man for her to deal with. I really do hope your DH could get a lawyer or cousin or someone to go buy that mustang back from her if he truly wants it. And even if he wants it just to show BM he got it back in the end anyway.

WalkOnBy's picture

he doesn't want it back - says it's far too contaminated now. In fact, all of his life he has been driving and restoring Mustangs, he wouldn't buy one now if his life depended on it. THAT is how much she has tainted the memories for him.

I don't want it either, but I DO want her to look to the sky a la Captain Kirk and yell "WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!"

WTF...REALLY's picture

This is Denture Debbie to a T. The lies I have heard over the years has just blown my mind. I feel bad for both you and I that we have to deal with such manipulative, lying, sacks of shit.

WalkOnBy's picture

I felt bad for poor Mustang - who had to deal with Medusa's version of logic, and an apparently mentally disabled Lurch...

She barks at Mustang that she doesn't share personal information, but tells her that Lurch is mentally disabled???? WTF? Really???

Mustang asked why Lurch told her to contact Medusa - because Lurch told her that Medusa was the owner AND gave Mustang Medusa's phone number. THEN, when Mustang tries to figure out why she was directed to Medusa when Medusa tells her that Lurch owns the car, she gets mad at Mustang and tells her she doesn't give out "personal information like that" so she isn't "sure why you are inquiring as to the matter?"

UH - BECAUSE BOTH OF YOU TOLD HER THE OTHER WAS THE OWNER

And, that, my dear STalk friends, is what DH and I dealt with all those years ago.

by the way - ASS uses this same kind of logic. Apple, meet tree.

WalkOnBy's picture

I owe her more than that! She was such a trooper and jumped right in AND had to deal with Medusa AND Lurch!!

WTF...REALLY's picture

Ok....wine, spa day, dinner out and a t-shirt that says, "I dealt with Medusa and Lurch and all I got was this stupid t-shirt" Blum 3

WalkOnBy's picture

done - I have a graphic designer friend who make it the best damn t-shirt in the world!!

kathc's picture

I think asking if he was the owner made them nervous. Then when asked if SHE was the owner she panicked that it was a set up.

I'd have someone else go in, not even ASK about ownership until going to see the car and wear a wire! Wink

And seriously..."he's mentally disabled" now if THAT isn't the understatement of the year! Biggrin

WalkOnBy's picture

but it shouldn't have - I mean, if I am buying something and Bob tells me that Mary is the owner and I should call her, and then gives me Mary's phone number, but then Mary tells me that Bob is the owner, I would certainly ask who the owner is if for no other reason than I would like to deal with the owner, right???

Sorry for the run-on sentence Smile