B*tch Beck & Call Service
.... 24/7 mobile hotline down!
(temporarily at least)
I was half asleep when I hear dude saying over and over "Siri find my iPhone"
Then as he realizes he's about to start running late for work, he gets more frustrated and starts yelling "SIRI FIND MY IPHONE"
I couldn't help but laugh inside when I can sense the frustration that he's running around like a chicken with its head cut off and about to be late for work and his BB&C service is at risk of being out-of-service
I decided to fake sleep and let him figure it out while continuing to laugh on the inside vs wake up and help him find his iPhone/BB&C service mobile alert device
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Lol. Did he ever find his
Lol. Did he ever find his phone?
I assume he did. That phone
I assume he did. That phone/Bb&c hotline device is like the equivalent of the strongest street drug for him and his enmeshed clingy kids. Neither him nor his mini-spouses have a life so they act like insane nutjobs if he doesn't promptly respond within the hour or less.
"BB&C hotline device"
"BB&C hotline device" lololol...i love it...that's hilarious. I am so going to use that the next time Princess Druggie is blowing up her DAAADY's phone.
LOL
LOL
Someone else on here came up with that B*tch Beck n Call service and I realized these Disneyland dads run that service 24/7
One time dude agreed to go out for a meal with me. I drove and as we backed out of the driveway he realized he forgot his phone and started to panic.
Girl I floored it. Told him we had reservations, needed to be on time, and was unable to drive back 2 minutes to retrieve that damn phone.
I chuckled on the inside (huge dopamine rush for me) knowing his hotline was temporarily disabled and nothing he could do about it.
Sounds mean but if your dude constantly interrupted dates even intimacy to answer the phone and talk to his kids about nothing important, you'd get this ruthless too.
Of course his calculating clingy mini-wife / daughter blew up his phone the entire 3 hours (god forbid you go 3 hours without calling your overgrown 11 year old) and sent pictures of herself crying / claiming she thought he was deceased - all in efforts to trick him into calling faster and cement her place as the perpetual #1 priority
Girl BYE!!!
#F*ckthatbbnchotlinedevice
#ftk
#f*ckhimtoo
"Girl, I floored it" lololol
"Girl, I floored it" lololol...i am dying laughing!!!
My SO has his text notifications set to silent now...probably so I won't know when his mini wife is blowing it up.
Ikr. I was literally in the
Ikr. I was literally in the driveway....
BB&C hotline device retrieval request DENIED!!!!
At least you're dude has the common sense to at least put it on silent.
Only because he wants it to
Only because he wants it to be a SECRET when she's texting at him. They love having their secrets.
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Lilly, you've written;
Lilly, you've written;
...sent pictures of herself crying / claiming she thought he was deceased...
You have GOT to be kidding!? I understand that the 11-year-old is a mini-wife extraordinaire but even Mr. Disney Dad must have shaken his head over that steaming pile of drama! Please, tell me that he (at the very least) rolled his eyes?
Hon, if MDD actually fell for SD's ridiculous performance art, there is no hope for the man. Keep packin' those bags!
I thought he'd realize the
I thought he'd realize the ridiculousness too.
When he told me about it, he thought I was going to be like "aww poor kid...."
No I was disgusted her layaway 304 mother was encouraging that behavior (she probably knew her daughter acting like this was going to disrupt our activities) and his dumb ass got the narcissistic supply from his daughter clinging to him in such a dramatic way.
I said dude why is your daughter crying and acting like she thinks you're deceased every time you go out on the weekend and aren't blowing her up?
First of all stop telling your kids (and ex wife by proxy) all your damn business
secondly, If you were really deceased wouldn't someone tell her?
I didn't even touch on the manipulative behavior (most likely masterminded by her beastly mother) I could see because I knew he would both deny it and secretly enjoyed the attention from her
Point blank this kid doesn't like it when he makes her stay with relatives so he can have a life (focus his attention elsewhere) and cries like an infant then demands he come get her asap
This is the epitome of mini-spouse syndrome.
These people are total tools
Guilt is one heck of a way to
Guilt is one heck of a way to leverage trying to change peoples behavior.
I was not ready for that ending though....
Lol @ Chore B*tch
Lol @ Chore B*tch
When this dudes ex breeder moved back in town with her spawns and I saw the dude slinking into a Chore B*tch I wanted to barf.
Like how tf are you even a real man?!? You can't provide like a real man bc you're too busy being the 24/7 on demand errand runner.
Definitely nauseating, very unattractive, and one reason why I'll never marry into that level of dysfunction.
Like dude go back to your failed family, your manipulative layaway breeder, your clingy mini-spouses, and leave me tf alone because you have nothing much to offer for a new long-term relationship!