For All You Stepmoms In the Military. . .

Of course you've heard of "Jodies" the cadence-esque songs that marching enlisted personnel sing to keep in step. I think being a stepmom is akin to fighting a war, so therefore I think we need our OWN jodies!!

Here's a starter; let's get creative here:

I don't know but I've been told
Stepmom's life gets pretty old
Brats abound and get their way
Stepmom doesn't have a say
Husband lets them get real bold
Stepmom is supposed to fold
Husband lets them whine all day
Stepmom has to dearly pay

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"I'll make them all regret

"I'll make them all regret the day
they fell out of BM's va-jay-jay"

OMG I spewed coke all over the desk

Me too!!! hilarious

My life sucked from dawn to

My life sucked from dawn to dusk
Outa here I had to bust.
#1 One is never here
But he thinks we have free beer
# 2 is costing heaps
Eats us out of home each week
Clothing lies on all the floors
Until I do my cleaning chores.
T shirts, jeans go in the trash
I hope they give the kids a rash
Life is.... bet ter... bet ter...
They're gone!

If you want your Skids to

If you want your Skids to have some class
you put your boot right up their ass.
A StepMom is al-ways evil as you know
but unlike BM she is no F-in Ho!
Control of the opposition is the name of the game
having character is no shame.
Skids of-ten hate the rules
parents with none are F-in fools.
Step-Dad's of-ten pay the bills
when Sperm-Do-nors are out cop-ing thrills.
StepKids are of-ten a pain in the ass
and when that are eight-teen they will live under an o-ver pass.

SOUND OFF!

ACCOUNTABILITY

SOUND OFF!

ACCOUNTABILITY

SOUND OFF!

ACCOUNTABILITY

Hoo Rah!