I can't participate. I'd like to be able to eat dinner tonight.

My SS15 obsessively sniffs his hands. It's part of his autism styming but it weirds me out to no end to see him sniffing his hands and fingers.

Two - you're on...

I only have one special snowflake princess......

Aergia, came the teen girl years , she moved back to SO, before I moved out... I noticed that this girl does not have a clue how to handle her monthly Granma from Russia visit.... I asked her and she explained how to deal with it, same words my Gran told my Mum, who told me... so nothing funny, girl knows what to do when and how...

used pads all over the house, sometimes just like that or sometimes still in smeared stained panties, she only started keeping it in her room when SO stepped in one, this was age 14..... before hand if I said anything I was the evil bitch

age 15 - fund a vibrator in SO's bathroom after she was suppose to be with BM for the week-end but stayed home alone..
the size of the thing :? guess she was pleasuring an elephant cow...

age 15 - she started smelling like rotten fish... would go out with a friend, come home the next morning, make up all over her face, cloths inside out.. by lunch time.. yeah you get that fishy smell... she walked pass SO one evening in butt shorts and he asked what's that awe full smell.. she replied my feet... :?

week later SO had to pick up something for her at the pharmacy and he asked me what's this for... I blushed and explained..... yeas the heaviest vaginal treatment you can get here for yeast infection.... He asked me if the doctor made a mistake maybe cause his daughter is to young... I simply said.. it helps for smelly feet as well... the look on his face priceless....

age 16 she left her handbag on the dining room table, with 2 used condoms and some news paper pieces obviously used to wipe... and a gstring in her bag... SO wanted his credit card and she said - in the bag on the dining room table...

that's enough for today

My SD pooped and peed her pants and just sat in the mess until she was almost 11. She's 13 now and actually a pretty great kid. She does lie a lot but I think that's because DH and BM are always telling her to lie to the other parent. It's ingrained in her now.

SS - Just to name a few things

Killed a frog one time because he thought it would make him feel better
Multiple times has thrown chairs at teachers
Choke a girl because she wasn't listening to him talk
Cried his eyes out because he missed is great grandparents - people that died before he was born
Yelled at DH and I a few years ago on Christmas morning that we had better not have started opening gifts without him
Multiple times has stolen food and drinks from teachers
Told his teacher that DH called him a stupid jerk all the time (he has never done this)

And so so much more

While cleaning out the spare room I found a shoe box full of crusty used condoms. I mean why use a garbage can when you can save them :sick:

thank GOD the boys are not gross. for the most part, although kaos pushes the limits often... he luuuuurves hacking up loogies, not only every time he brushes his teeth (apparently spitting like a normal person is not good enough to get the toothpaste out? and rinsing is not an option??) but also all over the back deck or front porch (YES dh crawls his @$$ each and every time. kaos doesn't give a $#!t), and in the shower.

also while in the shower he used to blow his nose onto the shower wall. then as he got older it quite likely ended up being mixed with *ahem* other bodily fluids. :sick: :sick: :sick:

he also likes to fart, which i simply do not find amusing. some people do, but neither dh nor i do. the other night while standing RIGHT NEXT TO ME TO MY LEFT and talking to dh, he lifted his right leg and blew one out. i almost went psychotic. "what? i didn't mean to, it just came out!" "DUDE YOU FREAKING LIFTED YOUR LEG AND PUSHED IT OUT AS HARD AND AS LONG AS YOU COULD - 'DIDN'T MEAN TO', MY @$$!"

he'll do gross things like foam up his saliva, get it all over his lips and let it run down his chin. instead of blowing his nose he'll hock it up into his head with a giant, drawn out snort.

neither oss nor lurch ever did anything like this. the worst lurch will do is have his hands down his pants while talking to dh or i.

i do feel blessed that this is the grossest i can say about them!!!!!!

Calling Cookies, aka Sexy SM.

I'm not an evil SM.......

weird things done by my own BIO....

Dead bugs and frogs and lizards in his room before age 10......
oh and a poison snake they caught in the river in a bottle with holes in the lid

farting in his sleep that you need a knife to cut through the air trying to get him awake in the mornings...

catching his farts and throw it under my nose....

lift his leg and farts with a lighter to see a huge blow torch flame - till he burned his leg..

covering himself in mud and ow dung and running around like a crazy thing chasing Granny on the farm

loosing his bicycle under his bed and only found it when I threatened with death that he should clean his room

fine fine it was all before he turned 12...

i know some people thought the poster was fake, but i was always entertained by the stories of potato, with her utter laziness, referring to herself as "potato", her dragging herself through spinning like a blob on a bike, and to top it all, the furry porn!!!!

Thats gross, Im a bit messy but I at least dont do THAT stuff. Also all I got from that was she called her dad Bae. Lmao! But my SS eats ranch straight from the bottle, like his ahole dad.

My SS11 wipes his butt after he uses the bathroom and, instead of throwing it in the toilet and flushing it,
he will throw it in the trash can next to the toilet. Numerous times I have walked into the bathroom and was instantly
hit in the face with the smell of crap. The first time it happened, I had no idea what was creating the smell,
but after investigating, I saw the poop-stained toilet paper in the trash can. No matter how often I throw a
fit, or make his dad tell him to stop doing that, the kid still doesn't understand the concept that you don't wipe your butt and throw
it in the open garbage can next to the toilet. I mean, NASTY! And neither one of my stepsons know how to aim when they pee.
Pee on the floor, on the back of the toilet, wherever. The toilet and area around it has to be cleaned daily.

SS11 also still sucks his thumb and will not eat anything for dinner except bologna and
chicken nuggets. And he talks in a baby voice and acts like a 4 year old instead of a 5th grade boy.

SS11 and SS14 share a room, and it is a collection of chip bags, candy wrappers and moldy food stuffed under their bed, in the corners and in the closet, and their floor is littered with water bottles and soda cans. They don't know what a trash can is. Well, except for throwing crap-stained toilet paper in.