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Sung To the Tune of "If You Wanna Be Happy"

thinkthrice's picture

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg&list=RDQh9ZZgDqzAg&start_radio=1

 

(reprise)
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never take a man who has an ex wife
So for my personal point of view
Get another man to marry you

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never take a man who has an ex wife
So for my personal point of view
Get another man to marry you

A man with children makes his new spouse look small
And very often causes her down-fall
As soon as she marries him then he starts
To do the things that will break her heart

But if you take a childless guy with no strife
You'll be happy for the rest of your life
A child-free husband gives you his time
He'll always give you peace of mind

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never take a man who has an ex wife
So for my personal point of view
Get another man to marry you

Don't let your friends say you have no taste
Go a-head and marry anyway
Though his face is homely, his eyes don't match
Take it from me, he's a better catch

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never take a man who has an ex wife
So for my personal point of view
Get another man to marry you

Hey girl!
Yeah, baby!
I saw your guy the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' he's home-ly!
Yeah, he's homely, but I don't have skids, baby!
Yeah, alright!

If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never take a man who has an ex wife
So for my personal point of view
Get another man to marry you

--reprise--

Comments

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Love it!!! There is definitely a market for Songs and Stories from Stephell!!!

Exjuliemccoy's picture

BWAAAAH!! LMAO!!

This is priceless! Good one, TT. It's going to be in my head all day!