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Photographic Metaphor and StepDaddyBigBucks

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Fri, 08/17/2018 - 11:10am

As you may know, the Girhippo's husband, StepDaddyBigBucks is nothing more than a walking ATM and "yes Ma'am" to Queen Girhippo and her Royal Brood.   In every.single.photo they take there are two positions SDBB takes:

 

1.  Sheepishly peeking in from behind the scenes.  In many photos he is almost entirely blocked with skids and Girhippo doing some sort of "look at me" pose or gesture. This goes for regular photos and selfies.

2.  Timidly pecking the back of Girhippo's cheek from the side as she smugly tilts her head up with a "we are not amused" self-righteous type look whilst looking down her nose at the photographer/selfie.

 

Completely APT for SDBB's role in her and her royal brood's life.  I find it quite amusing and also feel sorry (but not much) for the masochistic SDBB!!

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Submitted by moving_on_again on Fri, 08/17/2018 - 11:30am

psycho doesn't even have her husband in pics. He is truly just an ATM. She posts all the time - with SDs, neices, parents, sister, but NEVER with husband. I think the last pic they posted together was on their anniversary but it was really old. BM has recently gone on at least three vacations - the ATM was on none of them. 

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Submitted by thinkthrice on Fri, 08/17/2018 - 11:53am

situation when SDBB is in the photo.  She takes so many photos with her and the royal brood

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Submitted by moving_on_again on Fri, 08/17/2018 - 12:00pm

I seriously thought BM and the ATM/Ballless Wonder were splitsville for the longest time. I don't think BM will leave him until they are married for 10 years because she asked for maintanance when she divorced DH and his lawyer said, "You weren't married to him for over 10 years." ATM/Ballless Wonder's children tell their mother that BM and ATM will go months without speaking. BM works days (it's a miracle she's somehow managed to keep this same job so long) and ATM works overnights and farms. So he's rarely around.