The brother that has stood up for Chef the most and that we haven't heard hide nor hair from for almost two years now phoned up last night.

And, like his son, Chef's full grown late thirties nephew, called because he WANTED something.

He first tried calling me, but I didn't hear my phone ring because Chef was having one of his work rants and was so loud, he scared the cats.

Apparently, oldest bro got a kindle and wanted to know how to connect it up to his wireless. Which I could have told him over the phone how to do.

Chef had gotten into the liquid asshole (bourbon) at the time his oldest bro called. He went into a teary "love you maaaaan" rant with oldest bro. (insert eye roll).

For some reason, oldest bro didn't want to come over but instead wanted "us" to go over and get his kindle connected.

And for some reason, all of a sudden, OSS18 has become said grown nephew's "friend" on FB. Something he hasn't done for the past seven years in which OSS had a FB account. Because grown nephew was viewed as "too chummy" with Chef--not BM-centric like all of Chef's other relatives. I smell a rat.