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thinkthrice's picture

So Chef is ALWAYS asking me to look up biz contacts for him and text him the info so he can call them.   He NEVER saves any numbers to HIS contact list...  Why you may ask?

He actually takes PHOTOS of contact info on biz cards!!!  So we were driving back from Buffalo and I have his phone.  He tells me to look at his photos in his gallery and call that number or to scroll through the hundreds of random, unsaved to contacts phone numbers in his recent calls and look for that specific number to call.

It turns out that that number was incorrect anyways and it was just the general office number.  So I start to save the number in his contacts and he says "DON'T DO THAT!"

He then goes on a rant that every time he saves numbers in the contacts, the phone somehow dials random numbers from his contacts BY ITSELF and besides there are many contacts that I have saved for him on his phone in the past that he doesn't want to talk to or doesn't do business with anyway!!   He also claims that the phone randomly adjusts his settings AKA he would never fat finger the settings by accident which is a lie because he has huge contractor hands.

So it would never occur to him that you just get rid of the contacts that you no longer use!  Apparently he "doesn't have time to fool around with his phone like I do" as he likes to say.

Mind you this is a guy that got his Microsoft Admin Engineer  certification back in 2002!  So he can do tech if he really wants to and he WAS quite good at it, but he would just rather blame everything else and not take responsibility.  The longer I am with Chef, the more I think that the Girhippo dodged a bullet.  He's getting grumpier by the day and his fuse is getting shorter and shorter.  He also tries to "compete" for DGD 2.5's affection.  Just like when he and the Gir were in a race to the bottom to see who could spoil his ferals the most.  

I believe Chef is going crazy.

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Catmom024's picture

Lol.  What a mess.  Although I once had a phone that would randomly call saved contacts sometimes when I sat it down.   Solved by a screen lock. 

MissK03's picture

Hilarious. Then he is confused on why he is butt dialing people. 

MissK03's picture

Dup

Rumplestiltskin's picture

It seems like the same people have the bad luck of all their stuff "malfunctioning" over and over. 

Exjuliemccoy's picture

We all make our choices in life, but I wish Chef appreciated you more. This troglodyte couldn't survive without a partner who navigates life for him. He is truly hamstrung by ego and ignorance.

Lillywy00's picture

I'm sorry but this gave me a chuckle 

I highly believe men have male PMS and some of the real grouchy men have male PMDD

Get him some Midol and some melatonin when he starts acting like a PITA

grannyd's picture

Good call Lilly; I checked out the 11 symptoms of PMDD and it appears that Chef checks all the boxes! Mosking

thinkthrice's picture

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Rags's picture

Why are you with this guy if he is proving himself to be more toxic every day and.... proving that he as much as the GH is the cause of his childrens toxicity?

Maybe consider getting off of the crazy train before it goes completely off of the rails?

Take care of you 

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