OMG I bought one of these last night for my sister for her birthday and thought of you ladies. It is a insulated clutch bag with handles for your wine and it has a little zipper pocket with a corkscrew opener. It is adorable and funny. My sister is married to a very wealthy guy so there isn't anything she needs and she is a step mom to two teenage boys and has a 4 year old so there is no one I know who needs a portable wine bag than her lol.