Ss14 and dd13 are off to youth group at church tonight - basically just a fun, safe place for the kids to hang out.

Ss invited a friend from school. Ss comes downstairs with his pants sagging (what a surprise that bm gave these to him for Xmas). We tell him it's not ok and to go put a belt on. and he s NOT to out on his funny little belt that he bought at the flea market that says "I heart boobies".

What does he do?

Comes down with the damned booby belt and his shirt pulled down over it

Us: sorry ss. You don't get to wear hose pants anymore. Go change.

He spends 8 minutes in his room, comes down in a pair of jeans that I bought him stating that he can't need. Belt with those (surprise- because they fit).

End of my story.

But wait. It's my bday weekend and I'm sure I'll have more.