DH's mother is just something else. A couple of things about her bother me.

1. Her flemy smoker's cough. She never covers her mouth.
2. Every other word out of her mouth is a curse word.
3. Always asking about BM.
4.Comparing me to BM on the sly to DH. even after he tells her he isn't listening.
5. Trying to dress me.
6. If i try to talk to her about how I feel she starts crying and playing the victim.
7. The sight of a 70 something out of shape woman in yoga pants is not what I want to see ever again. But that is all she wears.
8. She said my baby will grow into his looks. Then whips out my stepkids baby pictures and says how cute they where . What the hell does that mean.
9. Giving BM a car for free that was promised to us.
10. Asking questions about our sex life.

Not for nothing. DH does tell her about herself. But her head is so big there is no getting through to her. She needs a place to stay for a week. Should I even try to fake the funk and let her stay here. I honestly just want to put her up in a cheap hotel or pawn her of on BM. DH isnt sure what he wants to do either. I just can not stand her. At times she is as sweet as she wants to be but its not long before her true colors shine through.