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You're Not Fooling Anyone BM!

littlelucy's picture

Submitted by littlelucy on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 4:18pm

BM had SD13 call daddy to say that she wanted to come this weekend, because she misses the dog...

Then SD13 decided that she changed her mind and will be with her friends this weekend. Apparently the dog is not missed that much.

BM informs DH that even though SD13 doesn't want to come, SS9 does.

Hey, BM, we're not stupid. We know you are going out of town and your brats don't want to stay with your mother, so you are trying to send them to our house. Not happening! Its NOT our weekend!

I can't stop laughing!

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starfish's picture

Submitted by starfish on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 4:20pm

i am so happy no ass gnats at my house this weekend --- cheers to us

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Submitted by Frustrated_in_M... on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 4:48pm

It's a kids free weekend here too! After last weekend I need a break. (lots of PAS issues with the kids crying because they missed mommy. This is a new development... they have never cried like this in the past)

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Submitted by Shaman29 on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 6:30pm

Not complaining but we haven't seen step-demon (sd13) since she moved back in with UberSkank in the spring (except for Father's Day weekend, which she refused to acknowledge). Now UberSkank sends DH emails the Tuesday or Wednesday before his weekend, under step-demon's account saying she's:

1) Got plans with friends and can't come over.
2) Is helping her aunt out with housesitting and will be out of town that same weekend.
3) They planned a camping trip but the only weekend available was DH's weekend.
and my favorite
4) School shopping blackmail.......I can come over if you're going to help me out, but I'm going to assume you're not.

Apparently we're stupid and can't figure out that UberSkank is sending these emails, not step-demon. DH is fine with this, because he's not ready to see her right now anyway. He thinks it will be months before we're graced with a visit.

It's all okay with me because that means I don't have to fake being nice to the little princess of darkness. Biggrin

“Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.”
Michael Caine

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Submitted by starfish on Wed, 09/02/2009 - 7:00pm

how do you do it??? i try to make skids not want to be here but ass gnats still show up.......i have to learn how to be more mean......... lucky girl you are....

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Submitted by littlelucy on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 1:45pm

its just creating more exciting options! I made all kinds of fun, grown up plans and kept telling DH how excited I was for the weekend. The kids wanted to come, I just made sure he didn't want them to come, and they're not!

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Submitted by NotsoHappyNewlywed on Thu, 09/03/2009 - 2:18pm

Woohoo!! We're on a roll ladies, no Skids at my house either! It's BM's weekend so SS17 leaves tomorrow and returns Monday. He won't have much fun cause BM usually makes him watch Cavegirl while she goes to work.
But it's GREAT for me cause I'll have DH all to myself!
Enjoy your holiday ladies!