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I Didnt Realize Lice Were So Intelligent!

HadEnoughx5's picture

Submitted by HadEnoughx5 on Thu, 01/28/2016 - 9:46am

Thank God I have BM around to educate us, said no one! Last week DH gets a phone call from BM. The only time BM can call DH is when there is a medical emergency. She proceeds to tell DH that SS16 has a bad case of lice and her lust nugget age 5.5 has it too.

DH said it sounded like she was trying to blame us for the lice. Even though none of us had it, we washed everything and cleaned the SS's rooms.

The next day I pick up the SS's from school and immediately take SS16 to get his hair cut. All of a sudden I hear SS14 say "SS16 didn't she say they love short hair?" I said what? And he repeats it. And proceeds to tell me that, that is why boys get lice more than girls!

So out of the mouths of SM I say " that's complete bullshit! I never heard of anything so ridiculous!"

Later on I told DH and all he could do was laugh! I'm picturing lice having a high intellectual conversation and saying " nope that ones a girl I'm waiting for the next short haired boy that comes around!"

Stupid Bitch.

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justanothergurlNJ's picture

Submitted by justanothergurlNJ on Thu, 01/28/2016 - 9:50am

BAHAHHAHAHA1 They do prefer clean hair over dirty hair. And by dirty I mean the natural oils in your hair make it harder for them to move around and for their little nasty eggs to adhere to the hair root.

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Submitted by justanothergurlNJ on Thu, 01/28/2016 - 9:50am

BAHAHHAHAHA1 They do prefer clean hair over dirty hair. And by dirty I mean the natural oils in your hair make it harder for them to move around and for their little nasty eggs to adhere to the hair root.

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Submitted by DaizyDuke on Thu, 01/28/2016 - 9:55am

Our BMs must belong to Mensa. They are soooo damn smart!!

BM2's boy toy told DH a couple of years ago how they were trying to get a loan for a car and they got all dressed up, BM wore a dress, he wore a suit, and went to the credit union and by golly, didn't get a loan? How strange? did you guys know that when asking a bank for money all you need to do is get dressed up?? I wish I would have known it was that simple!

...mind you BM's boy toy was 20 at the time, so I'll let his ignorance slide, but BM2 was 38 freaking years old.. she's just an idiot.

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Submitted by HadEnoughx5 on Thu, 01/28/2016 - 10:00am

Lol! I think what amazes me is that she comes out with this shit as if I have never raised any children of my own! Or that I worked in the medical field for 20 years!

It's like you never went for a loan!?! They don't see how stupid they look! Biggrin

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Submitted by bellladonna on Thu, 01/28/2016 - 11:23am

Every time I read a post about lice it grosses me out. The thought of bugs crawling anywhere on my body is nasty AF. I would not let those lice infected skids anywhere near my house. Having a lice infestation is not normal. Yuck!